#poor birdie

[crows4nick]

sickday doodles

[sleepiestsocks]

I know they were down bad and all, but we're all a little scared of death, right?

[takami-takami]

Hawks' relationship with you is just a nonstop barrage of "oh. Welp, guess I'm into that now."

It's getting ridiculous, honestly. It's fucking cyclical— a whirlpool, but one he can't find it in himself to mind drowning in.

He's lost count of the amount of times you called him something, or asked if you could do something to him, or if he could do something to you, and his brain takes a screenshot. A screenshot that follows him like a specter back to his bedroom to haunt his newfound wet dreams (you know, the ones that never used to happen before you latched onto his heart like a disease).

Poor boy was never afforded the luxury of sexual exploration, always too busy with work to take inventory of his desires— to the point that he wasn't really convinced he even had them at all, to be honest.

Oh, he was so, so, so wrong.

It's a good thing you're there to take on the task with a devious glint and a lockpick, ready to delve into every crevice of his psyche and use your findings to torment him in bed.

Oh— he supposes he's into that, too.

[randomnameless]

Macuil was right, and the true Hero of the Fodlanverse.

Too bad he is only remembered by horny adrestians, and his blood only lives on in Monica.

[jetblackmanga]

Nuuuu poor birdie

Fuck the adults, always corrupting children

[randomnameless]

Usual "Rhea BaD" with a side dish, I guess, of "Flayn BaD bcs she's complicit in Rhea's cReSt SyStEm and didn't do a thing to change it despite waking up 3 hours ago"

But

Really

Macuil discourse???

Since when Birdie tries to "actively murders humans who dare" approach him???

Birdie : Thieves... Only by defeating me can you claim the secret treasure!

Some dude : he actively murders humans who approach him :'(

The "You have had your fun. If you are going to flee, now is your chance. If you are not going to flee... I shall take your life as payment!" Macuil?? Kills humans ? Randomly ?

Also Indech puts humans to test for funsies if humans are seeking his bow!

Granted, I suppose this person doesn't understand property or why some people might not really be super duper happy when randoms take their belongings without consent.

[sylkana]

i was coming back inside from turning on the heat lamp we have for the chicks and i heard a bird scream across the road and rustling in the trees like something was climbing down :( i think a raccoon got a sleeping bird :(( i know its nature and raccoons need to eat too but :((( i want to cry so bad lol

[punk-in-docs]

HEY hey I want you to know AHHHHHHHHHH when I refreshed my dash and surprise there was the next Vampire!Quinn part OH MY GOD

Oh yes babe. I’m not done with this insane slut just yet.