#poor clyde

[just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi]

Clyde arguing with Mason??

How would that turn out 😨

It wouldn't be much of argument, more of a single comment that slips out and Mason's head turning towards him ... very ... slowly with a unbelieving expression.

And that's when Clyde knew, he fucked up.

I can easily see Mason muzzling him, and perhaps even a shock collar. And some kennel time

[yanimefany]

Consider this...

Liane, after having adopted Scott, marries Mr Donovan. But Roger unexpectedly dies somehow, and leaves Clyde alone. So now we have a Cinderella AU with Clyde as Cinderella and Eric and Scott as the two evil step-sisters.

(Oh boy, they're gonna rip the poor kid apart...)

[knuckles-no-chuckle]

Clyde: Dude.

Craig: What?

Clyde: Duuuude!

Craig: What!?

Clyde: Kenny smiled at me today!

Craig: Okay...?

Clyde: No, you don't understand! Kenny smiled at me! He took off his hood just to do that!

Clyde: Does that mean we're getting married or...?

Craig: No, it means you have a crush on Kenny and need to ask him out before you have too many dreams of getting married to him that you're convinced you're engaged.

Clyde:

Craig:

Clyde: So, I shouldn't be planning our wedding?

Craig, sighing: No, you shouldn't.

[hollow-park]

Poor alien boy is horrified, one second his father is stand right there talking to him, he blinks and he’s gone! And who is this guy?? Yep this is getting old but off to Sulani we go...

And yea.. Evil Terrance joined him.. But just so he could grab enough kelp to rid him of his tail for good.

Because you can’t be a mermaid and a vampire at once.. Kind of want to test a if a vampire plantsim is possible but that seems like it would end poorly for many reasons.

[vanish-lou]

A project I did a while back while figuring out how to work my tablet

[raquelsantos92]

Simply because I don't think we give Clyde Tolson enough credit around here.

[envykilled]

𝐭𝐡𝐞    𝐬𝐤𝐲    𝐢𝐬    𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞      .                   as    is    she      &      he      .          this    moment    is    purloined      .          he    has    whisked    her    away    from    chattering    voices      &      the    grazioso    melody      .          pilfered    from    her    lover’s    sweetened    grasp      .                    ❝                     i    promised    clyde    a    dance    so    we    mustn't    stay    away    from    everyone    for    too    long      .                    ❞                    she      ,      oenomel      .          slyphlike    demoiselle    forgets    the    night    left    behind      .           it   is   a    distant    vow    to    be    upheld    in    a    time    where    they    do    not    coexist      .          gentle    is    the    touch    to    his   arm       .          it    tarries    there      .                    ❝                    i    will    say    this      :      you    have    always    been    a    benevolent    thief    of    my    attention      .                    ❞

*          @unrotted      !

[writingonjupiter]

Will: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Calvin: I dropped a screwdriver on my toe when I was seven.

Joseph: I have a piece of graphite stuck in my leg from when I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in first grade.

Alice: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave but accidentally spilled it all over myself and I got a really bad burn.

Will: Well, I have a few scars on my arm from falling off of my skateboard.

Clyde:

Clyde: I have emotional scars.