#poor crab

[chaosduckies]

mmm yes, immobilize

gt mind going brrr (in a fearplay way)

Sorry this took so long to answer-

[theotherendcomics]

That’s not even Jordan Peele. This comic is so fake

[thatsbelievable]

[urdeepestfathoms]

One Day At The Beach

Mai: Aww, look at the crab!

Shikyou: *picks up the crab*

Shikyou: *eats the crab*

Mai: D:

[the-great-nome-authority]

Wtf tumblr??

I thought it was shitposting

[parkersbliss]

Ooooo how about a 😜 hehe

oooOh ok, this is my favorite one to tell 😂

So last year I went on this science trip up to Delaware to study horseshoe crabs and it’s four days and three nights. We did this thing where we went to a small beach area and it was low tide so the water only went up to your waist, and we had to try and catch as many things as we could in the water. My partner and I were late to get materials and we go this super horrible net, but we made the best of it and ran around (got soaked) searching for animals. We ended finding a blue crab and tried to catch it but its arm got caught on the net and we accidentally ripped it off and it started CHASING us and trying to pinch us and we were screaming and all the teachers were like, “you made it mad.” Long story short, we didn’t catch it, but we were absolutely terrified that it was going to pinch us and we kept staring at the water the whole time. And then I got stabbed by a fishing hook and almost had to get a tetanus shot! :D

[sanctuaryscoffinmaker]

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[itmattersmorethanicansay]

“Now I stuff you with bread

It doesn’t hurt ‘CAUSE YOU’RE DEAD !”

- The Little Mermaid got me wtf