#poor dave

[ill-stick-ar0und]

This Pic looks wrong in so many ways

[top-gun-maverickk]

Here, have these scraps-

[thisiguy]

i have a headcanon that dave used some of what bro said to him as a child and what that left on him growing up into what sweet bro/hella jeff says to insult each other

example:

what i'm saying this is that bro could've said something like this to dave which influenced the dialogue in sbah

does that make any sense?

[osccyiangn2]

Carra “I didn’t want to start arguing with you on your first appearance from the first show of the season but…”

Dave “Guys you’ve been getting on so well tonight, come on…”

[danealighieri]

oh god. the way that dave doesn't let anyone walk behind him when he feels threatened by them and it most likely originates from henry threatening + harming him in dsaftales

the way henry thinks he's an idiot but dave sees the world in him

the way he named himself after his deceased son to have some semblance of a family relationship with him

the way he couldn't believe that henry was a bad person despite being one of the people he's hurt badly

the way dave sees him as the father he never had. and just like what henry's own father did, he casts him aside

the way that dave eventually stands up against the man who abused him for decades. powerful writing

[thegaymonstrosity]

so in conclusion: Hal 9000 was just petty

[theholmwoodfoundation]

Jeremy, blinking awake in a tree: “…what the fuck has he done now?”

Dave, shaking like one of the leaves on the highest branch: “Oh thank god”

Jeremy, has never been wanted back in someone’s company in his life bar Tom: ???

Dave: “Your uh. Your great grandad doesn’t seem to be a fan of me for some reason.”

Jeremy, noticing the massive steak knife he’s acquired from nowhere: “Huh. Didn’t think he was capable of turning off the polite little gentleman act for anything. Not counting his feelings on the Count.”

Dave, making eye contact with anything but Jeremy: “I…may have been doing a Lugosi impression at the time of his ‘sudden dislike.’ It’s usually such a good icebreaker!”

Jeremy: “In his case it’s more of a bone breaker. But do try it again, only in front of the old man. If I can convince him Harker the First pops out for violence at the sound of a bad Dracula knockoff maybe I’ll only have to suffer novels and comics from now on.”

Dave: “How dare you! My voice acting is a marvel.”

Jeremy: “Well, I haven’t heard any proof. I’m listening.”

Dave, clearing throat: “I do not drink…wi—“

Jonathan peeking through: 👁️👁️🔪

Dave: “—HEY”

Jeremy: [Silver lining acquired]

We'll have you know that Dave's Lugosi impression is legendary. It's almost like he's Dracula in another universe.

[the-adventures-of-dave]

His blankie fell off the couch…