#poor devon

[partiallypearl]

kenny taking after his idiot of a adopted brother: what do you mean anthony likes me? no way. he’s just being a friend.

devon, who has heard this excuse four times this week alone: he kissed you on the mouth and said bye babe ill see you after karate tonight since im training w johnny today

kenny, idiot fr: yeah he just does that :) i hope he liked the minecraft valentine i left in his lunch box i thought it would make him laugh

devon, who might commit a war crime if these two don’t fess up soon: …valentine’s was last month. it’s march. kenneth you do know that it’s march right?

[steeb-stn]

this week’s episode had a lot going for it, but the phrase ‘lactation fraud’ is by far the most wonderfully insane thing to come out of this show so far

LACTATION FRAUD. Why is this show so hilarious

[lucindarobinsonvevo]

Eerie Indiana x Heathers: The Me Inside of Me

No one sees the Me inside of me

[fyrewalks]

is this a friend of yours ? // @undred

“oh, um,” adri frowns at the old polaroid in devon’s hands. she’d brought her old polaroid camera over for gracie a few days ago; the picture must’ve gotten mixed in with the box of accessories and film. “no - not really.” because she doesn’t think her ex-fiance would appreciate the term. not with the way she left him - still in her wedding dress after a fitting, hightailing it to la without a word. the rare times they’ve talked since, mainly to coordinate the shipping of some of her stuff, has been stilted and awkward. she can’t really blame, can’t really fault him for it, but it hurts all th same. “that’s, uh, raf.” she answers slowly as she takes the picture to inspect it more carefully. “freshmen year i think? probably during an all nighter.” if her old white glasses and baggy texas a&m sweatshirt are anything to go off of. “guess gracie found it?”

[timesnewtrohman]

Dmitri-misha-castiel is getting a lot of asks wtf is happening

[liquid-pie]

omfg my ex Devon is so innocent. He said he stole something once and I was shocked so I asked what it was, and he said he accidentally stole a fricken clothes hanger from Ross when he was like 10. 

I CAN'T EVEN.

He's like a little lost puppy and part of me wants to protect him from the big bad world and the other part of me wants to not talk to him ever in fear of corrupting him.