*I sit at the table and make a meme*
*I made a meme:*
*I'm going to post it on tumblr...*
*a man in a black coat appears behind me in the darkness and looks angrily at the back of my head...*
Me: "..."
*the voice of a famous Russian writer who is now a funny anime guy suddenly rings out in the room... ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶e̶m̶e̶...*
"Quiz time!"
"What will this child do?"
a) Delete this damn meme🙂
b) Post it on tumblr... BUT RASHOMON WILL BIT THEIR HEAD OFF!😔(🤣)
Me: "..."
Me again: "..........."
Me?: *choose b*
*aggressive megalovania can be heard from the room...*
*while in the kitchen an ̶e̶v̶i̶l̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶o̶t̶!̶ doctor with scalpels and some blonde girl are sitting at the table and trying to console my parents who once again have no idea what their child is doing at 5 am on Monday...*
"..."
"No, I'm serious... Why?🤨"
*asks the author of this meme after the Kaoru cosplay happened... wait... *gasp* THIS MEME IS NOT ABOUT EVANEGLION😱*
