cons of having a giant stone for a right hand pt 1.
right hand itches a bit but you can’t scratch the sweet spot because it’s a fricking rock
when people reach out to shake your right hand and it looks a bit awkward
can’t type with both hands
can’t press any buttons with the right unless it fits
Doorknobs tend to break in just one twist
Can’t fit in the pringle can
can’t properly drive ( fated to drive with only one hand )
rock-paper-scissors is hard because people say he uses rock no matter what
not all clothes can fit your one frickin arm because of that stupid stone hand
candy wrappers that need to be opened in both ends can take forever
u know why he can’t ever close his trench coat ?? because buttons are hard when you have one giant hand
can’t ever tie shoes and might require assistance in doing so ( in reference to kid hellboy having loose shoelaces )
face palms can be painful if you’re not careful with your hand yo
needing someone’s help to make your ponytail