#poor russ

[sparring-spirals]

What a day for that one guard, huh. Just doing guard duty for some ball, some gnome + bard + faun + robot? come up to you with CLEAR lies about some room and how nice the bathrooms are or whatever. But you hear a scream, so you go to investigate with your buddy Russ who is 10 days away from a promotion/retirement, only to be greeted with a Living Nightmare that lunges at you. Most likely to try to eat your face. You black out, and wake up to said gnome saying "I'm on your side!" before he TURNS INTO A FUCKING WEREWOLF and there's like six more people in the room and still creepy nightmare shit and also Russ seems to be dead.

[halfnelsonmuntz]

Catholic!Sparks is so endearing to me, I don’t know why.

[dashofdisaster]

Russ is doin' fine https://www.instagram.com/p/BXe7KSrj0HY/

[bballinspiration]

[mermaidofdragonstone]

Me trying to figure out my OC Ferdinand's personality.

Ferdinand:

Me: Gotcha. Helps but Idk what that says about either of us.

Meanwhile Russ, dealing with the atmosphere as it making his mohawk limp: It's a fookin' unicorn, love, take a picture, and let's go!

[itsametaphorok]

Dubs win on Christmas!!!! 😂

[halfnelsonmuntz]

Yes, I am binge watching a ton of Sparks videos because that’s how I roll.

Doing Tips For Teens. I have no fucking idea what a boxing match has to do with teenage sex tips but it involves Catholic!Ron beating the shit out of Russ to the point he has to be carried out of the ring on a stretcher with an enormous cut on his eye D:

[halfnelsonmuntz]

I was watching that video to cheer myself up. Now I’m just more depressed :(

I wonder if that was the bit where Russ broke his ribs? The roadies looked very concerned and he certainly didn’t seem to be in pain after the girl hugged him that tight, which is where I’ve always heard it happened...