#poor sideswipe

[knox-enden]

Hes fallen and he can't get up

[r35tart]

RoddySwipe Bit

☆ This is from chapter 6 of my ongoing fic Sundowning (´・ω・｀)~

      Sideswipe has insisted that they go on that little “date” and Rodimus couldn’t turn down the opportunity to hang out even though he wasn’t comfortable with spending someone else’s hard earned money. They got to try out this amazing restaurant that overlooked the sea and the food was delicious! The red mech especially liked the vanilla strawberry swirl sundae he’s gotten for dessert. He’s been looking forward to that treat ever since the red and black mech brought the whole meal thing up back on Earth and the wait was well worth it!

      Of course, Sideswipe, being the macho mech he was, Rodimus sniggered, decided to pretend to be cool and ordered a freaking beer that he of course had to tease him over. He just couldn’t waste that opportunity.

      “Awwh, look at you being all masculine and shit.” Rodimus drawled teasingly.

      Sideswipe narrowed his optics at him with a pout.

      “Come on, dude, we didn’t drive all the way out here for you to just get a beer!” Rodimus tried and it looked like the red and black mech was half considering it because he lowered his helm and rubbed at the back of his neck seeming undecided...

      It still jabbed at Rodimus’ spark to realize it must have been about the money...

      He racked his lower derma and pushed the glass closer towards his friend. Sharing always makes everything better...

      Sideswipe looked up at the sound of the glass dragging across the polished wood. He looked taken aback.

      “Wanna split this? It’s kinda too big for one mech.” Rodimus offered him the spoon with a smile. His optics might’ve been playing tricks on him because he could’ve sworn he’s seen his friend’s face flush a little before a grateful smile spread over his dermas.

      Sideswipe took the offered utensil out of his hand and the tips of their digits brushed against each other lightly. It made Rodimus feel warm and connected, as though he was part of this world...

      The night ended with them passing that spoon back and forth between them and giggling like idiots. The servers kept smiling at them, but Rodimus couldn’t help but think they probably thought they were on something, but that didn’t matter, because his friend seemed to have forgotten about his woes by the time they were done with the treat. That mirth was somewhat cut short by one of the servers coming back with the bill though.

      Sideswipe looked a bit worried again, and Rodimus knew just how to fix it.

      “We’re gonna split it.” He told the server with a smile.

      Sideswipe looked stunned, but his face lit up when he winked at him.

      The two left the restaurant shortly after, giddy on a night well-spent after a hard day of work. Rodimus would like a repeat with everyone else, but they should probably leave the picking to someone other than Sideswipe because that place was a bit too fancy for something so casual. The red mech absently wondered why he went for it... he certainly didn’t look like the type to like such an uptight atmosphere, but it was a great experience nonetheless and he couldn’t help but smile fondly at the memory.

[starjamss]

Nothings new…

[likethetapeworm]

Anonymous said:

Okay okay, listen. Jazz, Roses petals, trying to seduce Prowl, but then one of the other Formers walks into the room, seeing Jazz in human underwear. BOOM

anon i dont think u understand how mcuh i am cackling at this god bless your soul