Theon: I'm gay
Robb: I'm glad you're happy.
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Theon: Slam me against a wall.
Robb: I don't want to fight you right now??????
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Theon: I think you're really beautiful.
Robb: Thanks, you too. That's nice of you to say as my friend.
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Theon: Robb, I love you.
Robb: I love you too, no homo?
Theon: You know what, yes. YES HOMO. FUCK YOU, ROBB, PLEASE ACCEPT MY GAY FEELINGS-
















