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jon: you don’t get to choose your biological family

dany, mounting drogon and pointing to rhaegal: you don’t get to choose your found family either! saddle up bitch!

Arya: I’m gonna take you out!

Gendry: Great! It’s a date then!

Arya: No I meant it as a… threat… dammit…

Two hours later

Arya: {at a boba place with Gendry} This is some bullshit…

Thramsay and Greyjoy Textposts

Rhaenyra: Hey Daemon can you do something for me?

Daemon: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame

Rhaenyra: great. Can you do the dishes for me?

Daemon: no

Some time ago in the Vale:

Ned: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night?

Robert: I do! They call me the Midnight Barber.

Ned: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. So don't ever be doing that to me.

Robert: I DO do it to you.

Ned: ...what?

Robert: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Maester?

Ned: My hair just doesn't grow very fast

Robert: What, you think it stays that length naturally? I'm in there in the night, styling away.

Ned: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious.

Robert: I do my best work when you're oblivious. I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you.

Ned: That's perverted!

Jaime: I won!

Brienne: *raising an eyebrow* I have you pinned on the ground.

Jaime: I know.

Daemon: I'm gonna steal a dragon egg for a child we don't have and invite the king to Dragonstone to a wedding we didn't plan.

Mysaria: What? Why?

Daemon: Rhaenyra is pretty much 85% of my impulse control.

(Also hi I'm back on my incorrect quotes bs again)

Jon: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Arya: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Gendry, deer!"

Jon: ...And what did Gendry do?

Arya: ...He said, "Yes, Honey?"

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