Trying to communicate with someone who's not good at typing, via cell phone chat (bless you, autocorrect);
T: O Have 'm opp less than or theater tjsn fofb f2f on t hip s keyvostd :(
T: Yum
T: Al'm so gay homr
T: NO
T: Stupid phobe
T: Bo
T: Phpbe
T: Screw oiiiiiink
T: WHAT HAVE I DONUT
T: AAAAH
T: Jews leave me aloe vera
T: WTH
T: I'm crying now xD
T: I'll jist... Not sa Yuri thing Until I g eh t ho ;_;
T: Billions
T: Bookshop
T: Monopoly
T: Hoodoo
T: Close ebola ;_;
Me: Should I contact the infection control o,o?
T: I wosh wosh I'd get Ebola at this B-) point xD
T: WOSH WOSH
T: Gasped the Greek is tits even a phrase.xD
T: Oh god
T: I...
Me: I'm going to die from laughing :D
T: I jist don't even kboe anymore xD
T: THESE.DREAMWORKS
T: THESE ARENT WORDS
T: I'm home now... ill tides riding in the corner ;_;
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"Close ebola".. Close enough?