Alastor doing his broadcast: Okay my wayward sinners! Let’s send this broadcast off with a song dedicated to the love of my life Vincent
Vox in V-Tower listening: *spits out his coffee*
Alastor: *Proceeds to play Whose Bed have your boots been under by Shania Twain*
~Later~
All of the televisions in Pride: BREAKING NEWS
Vox with a glitching shadow tendril around his neck: T-This just in!! I’m a cheating piece of shit with-…do I really have to say this?
Alastor: SAY IT-
Vox sighing: With a tiny dick…Haha Trust US with my slander and public humiliation! Alastor I’m sor-
Broadcast gets cut off with Vox’s screams














