#poorlydrawnjohnrezi

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Does terezi speak crazy frog??

JOHN: that’s really cursed. don’t make that comparison ever again.

JOHN: also, i’m pretty 80 percent sure they were referring to a meme... a very old one.

JOHN: it came out in the same era as the gummy bear song.

TEREZI: TH3 GUMMY B34R SONG? OOOOH >:]

JOHN: yeah! europe was on every drug known to man in the early 2000s.

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have you guys gone in on the animal crossing fever?

TEREZI: TH1S 1S PR3TTY L4T3 BUT 4FT3R 4 N34R Y34R OF QU4R4NT1N3 1T’S JUST 4BOUT TH3 ONLY TH1NG L3FT TO DO 1N OUR 4G3ND4

TEREZI: B31NG COOP3D UP 1S SO MUCH MOR3 DR41N1NG TH4N ON3 C4N HOP3, YOU KNOW >:/

JOHN: no kidding. we got smash brothers recently. that stuff is kind of addicting ever since sephiroth’s release. i keep spiking the fuck out of tez, lol.

TEREZI: Y3S 1T 1S ON3 OF TH3 V3RY V3RY F3W G4M3S YOU 4R3 NOT SH1T 1N

JOHN: maybe if you quit trying to distract me and being gross, i’d give it my all.

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john, how different is post-retcon terezi from her pre-retcon self?

JOHN: she’ll pull my ear off after this, so my time’s limited.

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what does your god tier look like, rezi?

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foot funckus

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4SK BLOG!

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Get Spooky.

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have a rap off with john

JOHN: you’re really enjoying yourself there, terezi. it’s actually kind of fucking adorable, holy shit.

TEREZI: (PBBBTBBT BBT  BBT BBBTBTT B4H BBBT PBBBT PBBTT)

JOHN: i mean. it’s not like you beat dave or anything, he’s essentially the apex of the field of beatboxing. but hey! i can give you some credit for it, right?

TEREZI: (PBBT BTTT BBT BT BTBTBTB BT PBBBT PBBBBT)

JOHN: ...

TEREZI: (PBBBT PBBBT DUN PBBBT B4H B4H PBBBT PBBBBBT!!!!)

JOHN: wait.

JOHN: is that megalovania?

TEREZI: ... 

TEREZI: >:]

JOHN: YOU.