FML I want Pokemon Go but I have an old phone

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FML I want Pokemon Go but I have an old phone
When you wanna go do something out of the country in a couple months but you've never had enough money to go anywhere so you dont have a passport and you vant afford a passport and a trip #poorpeopleprobs
I have an interview tomorrow and it says I have to dress business casual. Problem: I only own one pair of jeans, a rather risque looking skirt, and a dress that is quite tasteful but thanks to my GIGANTIC TITS looks unprofessional. I also have to walk in the HEAT all the way across CAMPUS and they want me to wear DRESS SHOES FOR A CASHIER JOB??? What the fuck. It is July outside, I am a poor college kid, I don’t have a vehicle and I don’t think I should have to dress “business casual” when my uniform is going to be those ugly ass non-slip shoes and black pants and probably a red shirt. I was gonna wear shorts and tennis shoes because its like 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE FUCK ME.
I need new game merch and I need it now 😠
I need a new sketchbook bad!! I have all these ideas and i need to get them out on paper!
I'm gonna rant here for a second
Okay, so my parents expect me to make payments on my car, which is reasonable! Totally reasonable, even though I am a college student in an engineering school who has to keep their GPA above a 3.6 out of 4.0 in order to keep my scholarship. Tough, but fine. But what REALLY upsets me is when they say, "oh hey, are you coming home for the summer?" NO, because I have to spend all summer busting my fucking hump to pay my bills and I would appreciate it if you didn't rub it in that I don't get to enjoy college like so many others. And I just got a job here after months of no one wanting to hire me, and now my boyfriend is planning a trip for us to go home for two weeks over the summer. Which would be fine, except we are both taking summer classes up here so we'd have to take the trip in the next week or so, and how the hell am I supposed to tell my new boss "oh hey I'm gonna be gone for two weeks lol sorry if I didn't give you enough time for the schedule" It's so frustrating because I WANT to go home and see my friends SO BADLY and this is going to be my only chance this summer but I just don't see how I'm going to be able to do it. No one seems to be taking into consideration the fact that I'm a college student who also works and I'm really fucking busy so if you want to see me you are going to need to give me some fucking notice and probably help me out financially as well.
Friends don't let friends buy songs off of iTunes for $1.29
Lol everyone's graduating with their associate's today and then there's me...still in community college