Procrastinator, Dreamer, Pasta Lover

22. Female. I like animals and memes. Be friends with me.

[stability]

[tealesbian]

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[jkiillem]

THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING

[mockwa]

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

the resigned look on his face is priceless.

[jackass-scientific]

How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

No matter what flag is on the uniform, servicemen across the globe know the struggle of the odd, unnatural “food” served to the military.

[rook-the-catechumen]

Soldiers all have the same struggle.

[kitikattt7]

2008 was a better time…

[mako-reaper-deactivated20230311]

That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless

[justplainsomething]

#I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E

[thathealeygirl]

OH YES this was BEAUTIFUL

[askjennaflorida]

Happy 8-year anniversary to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade that got Rickrolled

[zuzuthejerkbender]

This legendary event happened 10 years ago now!

[becausebirds]

Gizmo the cat tells Mrs. Eagle to bug off.

[sprinclesus]

oh shit! o h shit !! 

[sepulchretide]

Things on my grandpa's dirt road farm that was actually pretty creepy in hindsight

There was always a specific spot where anything mechanical would shut down. Cars would stall and a four wheeler would cut off

A graveyard that didn’t belong to our family sat beside the home. We don’t know the names on the gravestones

There was a skeleton in the forest. We don’t know who passed there

A home at the beginning of the road burned down but the chimney remained. I swear we could see smoke coming from it sometimes

There were figures in the wheat fields sometimes but they were too far away to see. Grandpa said they were neighbors and we should never talk to them

My great grandmas house sits next to my grandpa’s, abandoned, and we were told to never go in there

Sometimes at night when I couldn’t sleep, I could hear the sound of clacking coming down the road

[hauntedcephalopod]

Grandpa’s Farm Gothic

[escapekit]

Puzzle Art

Vancouver-based artist Tim Klein makes puzzle montages from different puzzles using the same die cut pattern.

[st0pping-every-minute]

Yup. Tell them

[theproblematicblogger]

Fantastic geese and where to fuck them

[joshpeck]

[over-sleep]

[starwarsgraphictee]

This fucked me up.

[ssylas]

That, my friends, is a portal.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury 

[argumate]

then perish

[c-2eta]

This tweet is from 2016. Today, it was announced that Ryan is voicing Detective Pikachu.

IT’S LIKE HE WAS TELLING US SOMETHING ALL ALONG.

[evakosmosart]

Away from the flock

[yofukit]

[in-heavens-trenches]

Okay so the art is BREATHAKING but the lower image is fucking hilarious.

[authumor]

[badgerofshambles]

a singular scuit. just one. 

[threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat]

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

[brunhiddensmusings]

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

[cameoamalthea]

Why is this called a biscuit:

[brunhiddensmusings]

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

[correspondingnerd]

I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???