#pope posting

[roaming-rosary]

there's a non 0 chance the pope has said "oh for cute" or "oh for yum" i LOVE that he's midwestern LOL

[pope-francis-offical]

great Bible update ideas:

jesus x Judas toxic Yuri

[pope-francis-offical]

i think people should be thought how and what to put safely up your anus

I have read to many headlines about things in bums where one look at the object makes it clear that it's probably the worst thing to put up their yk ?

Like teach people to use lube, only use things with a flared base, start small etc.

To many cute insecure man are, instead of buying a dildo or something, shoving random things up there

[pope-francis-offical]

POPE FRANCIS!?????!?!!?!?!!?????

-@archangel-gabriel-offical

hiiiiiiii :3

[pope-francis-offical]

Opinions on @/satan-offical?

very cool :3

They are taking good care of the sinners

[pope-francis-offical]

had a really good idea for a post while eating cereal but forgot as soon as I got up :(

[pope-francis-offical]

i have started calling one of my few male cishet friends a good boy I wonder what effects this will have on them :3

Their mind is already been really corruped because I was their only friend for a long time :3

[pope-francis-offical]

Daddy, i've done something bad.

Or let me rearange: forgive me father for i have sinned:

Sorry that i felt deepthroating you, also i wasn't able to impregnate sister Mary. U sure u don't wanna go for Mpreg? There are a loooot of people outta there that would be down for it...

Anyway, could you please morsecode to my alien mommy that i have to skip the bukake this week?

I'm sorry.

Sincerly yours

The blender(the original dildo)

i forgive you my child ?

Also if mpreg happes it will be between me and my husbandands (@pope---francis , @the-pope-offical)

Also who is your alien "mommy" because I don't think I know them