#poppabigtoe

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Poppa Big Toe With Other Toes

As you can see, Poppa Big Toe likes to keep a healthy distance from other toes, especially inferior ones, as such company could taint his storied reputation.

Plus -- and this is important -- toes housing impressive pube beards often send PBT into a jealous, unsettling rage.

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Poppa Big Toe With Greasy, Caked Fork

Toe cheese and a fork caked with cheese make Poppa Big Toe endlessly hungry.

Nonetheless, after having his succulent way with the fork, PBT would soon violently step on the end of the handy dining tool, flipping it into a sea of plastic utensils; the ultimate insult for respectable silverware.