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Porter's Haunted Diary - 5/19

Went to do a little touch-up on my mural in the Creepateria, and by touch up, I mean re-do, since the ghost paint from yesterday evaporated, well, yesterday. I was really getting into the grave, splashing and spraying the wall with precision... But then the hall moanitors caught me before I could add the finishing touches. I can't remember the last time I got to sign my work! But as I was trying to dodge them - who knew the Creepateria was such an obstacle course?! - a ghoul manifested right in front of me, and I ended up crashing into her! So now, thanks to her, I'm weighted down with more chains. But.. she was kind of cute! I hope that's not the last time she appears around here...

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Porter's Haunted Diary - 5/17

I watched Kiyomi Haunterly in the Creepateria today. As an artist, I try to be observant of everyone and everything around me because you never know where inspiration will come from. When I saw her, it struck me that she held her head higher than usual, and she floated around the room like a social battyfly. She's always been a friendly ghoul, just kind of shy, and since she is a faceless ghost, she has a more difficult time than most making eye contact. I was impressed by her newfound aura. She even dressed more stylishly than she used to. An eye-catching outfit can be as creative as good graffiti, ya know? Her overall look today screams confidence. That gives me an idea for a painting. I think the wall behind the condismemberments bar will be perfect. I hope the hall moanitors are in the teacher's lounge...

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Porter's Haunted Diary - 5/16

When attempting mad seance experiments, never expect the same results twice. I tried to recreate that phenomenon at my locker yesterday. When no one was around, I painted the inside of my locker again. This time, when I looked in the mirror, I only saw my own reflection. But out of the corner of my eye, I die-tected. Pink. Lots of pink! I'm an artist, so I happen to love pink. All colors, really. The world would be a deadful place if I had to give up any of them. Still, less is sometimes more. But as I was blinking into the locker, trying to make sense of what I was seeing, I realized that something else was blinking back! I concentrated until I made it out, and boo, was it a shriek! It was a bat dressed in a poofy, pinktastic skirt! Not sure if he saw me, but just before he vanished, I noticed his cheeks turned as pink as the bow on his head. Can bats blush?

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Porter's Haunted Diary - 5/15 Cont

I've been thinking about solids. Most of us in the ghost world have never seen a solid because haunting is forbidden, and we're always told that they are monsters who want to destroy all ghosts and our way of unlife. But I've heard gore-ies about ghosts living in the solid world, so how can it be true that solids and ghosts can't get along? It's weird that I've never questioned it before because I pride myself on being a free spirit. I'll have to think about this more. But first, I have an idea for a ghost painting that will look spooktacular in the Clawditorium.

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Porter's Haunted Diary - 5/15

Something scary cool just happened! I was painting inside my locker - even the hall moanitors can't be too fangry about that - and I glanced into the mirror on the back of the door. I'm fearly sure I saw a dude wearing sunglasses bouncing a casketball down the hall behind me! I turned around, but there was no one there! The eerie thing is that he wasn't transparent at all. If I didn't know better, I'd think he was... solid?!

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Porter's Haunted Diary - 5/14

Huebert is being clawsome today! This is why we get along so well - We both enjoy a little harmless mischief-making. The hall moanitors said I could work off a detention chain by picking up its equal weight in garbage in the creepateria. The more I pick up, the more chains come off. Well, Huebert likes garbage as much as any raccoon, so after I picked up what was already scattered around, he got inside a full can and tossed trash to me. I caught it and tossed it into an empty can. It was so much fun and totally work. The chains fell off me, and I got lighter and lighter! In no time, I was feeling my old floaty self, and I could move and catch faster as I zipped around the Creepateria. Maybe I should join the casketball team.

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Porter's Haunted Diary - 5/13

Don't H8. Levit8! I'm a Levit8r not a H8r!

Working out some new slogans for my next piece. I was fanging out with River Styxx in the Creepateria. For the daughter of the Grim Reaper, she can make light of anything. She's planning a party for all the students chained to Haunted High since they can't get out to her yacht on the river between the ghost world and the non-ghost world. She's thinking everyone can use their chains decoratively. Ya, know, like belts or jewelry. Of course, that'll be easier for those who only have 1 or 2. I have so many, I could use them to tow her yacht to the schoolyard - Then we can still hold her party there. Now that's an ectoplasmic idea!

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Porter's Haunted Diary - 5/12

I've already earned additional chains. 3X more! I couldn't resist ghost-spray painting the howlway where I spent study howl cleaning. I designed an image of a mop wrapped in chains, and the mop was trying to sweep away the 3 hall moanitors. Not to beast, but I thought it was phantastic! When an idea comes to me, I have to paint it. It's instinctive. They don't call me Paintergeist for nothing! But those 3 moanitors have no appreciation for art and no sense of humor, so they each gave me chains. It bites, but I think receiving triple the chains all at once is a new school record, so at least I have that. Always look on the fright side, ya know?