#portia

[saltybitterss]

lucio's route really be like this

[b-evie]

i have a lovehate relationship with her hair

[portia-wife-of-brutus]

hey guys! just wanted to let you know that I woke up this morning with the feeling that today is gonna be a great day. in fact, I think im gonna go ask brutus if he wants to go out tomorrow! its been a little bit since we've had some good quality time and a heart-to-heart.

[copperbadge]

Overheard in the elevator:

College girl 1: Portia's dating Jack now.

College girl 2: Wait, the creep?

CG1: No, the other Jack.

CG2: There are two Jacks?

CG1: Yeah, but Not Creepy Jack just got out of a long term relationship.

CG2: Ohhhh nooooo.

CG1: He's never gonna let Portia make it serious.

CG2: Portia needs to date only girls. This wouldn't happen if she just dated girls.

At this point I got off the elevator but it was evident to me that College Girl 2 was desperate for Portia herself, so Portia.

If you're out there.

Just date girls. There's one at least who wants to make you the happiest bisexual in the world.

[cryptidillusion]

whatever. go my wife

[gnomorbida]

something something mis pololos

[b-evie]

i forgot how to draw her but once i figure out how to do that the wedding is back on!!

[incorrectarcana]