#pos regression

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Going to a toy store with Mammon.

He takes you to a toy store in the human realm, since demonic toys may be a bit intense for you/not safe. Plus, if there’s one thing the human realm does better, it’s making toys that don’t have curses on them.

So you’re at the store, and he’s walking you through the isles, asking if you what this doll, if you want a baby alive toy, this plastic fashion doll, these baby dolls, stuffed animal dolls, any kind of doll.

And you say no.

Which confuses him—- what human doesn’t like dolls? Humans LOVE taking care of things, humans specialize in taking care of non-people! A doll should be right up your instinctual alley!

So you take his hand and tug Mammon towards the Dinosaur toy isle. You grab a battery powered mask that mouths with your mouth and makes roars, raptor claw gloves, and dino egg hatch water soakies.

And you say you want the dinosaur toys because Mammon, in his true demon form, with no glamour at all, looks like a huge allosaurus with patchy raptor feathers and pterodactyl wings! Your daddy is a dino, and that’s the kinda toys you want!

Mammon makes a squeak before maxing out his credit card buying every single dinosaur toy the store has!

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:)

That's... Beautiful? Katie...

:) :o heuueegh

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Helllloooooo? Is anyone here? Can we play? I’m small :3

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is anyone not busy? I wanna play

im napping too much!!! >~< irts boring!!!

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I was a very brave girl when I went to the doctors for a blood test :’<

I did not get a lollipop this time but I did get bubble tea on my way home, and I’m wearin dips and cudddlin my stuffies and black seal “fur” blanket :3

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This is what all my daddies and mommies see when they say I can’t have 3+ hot chocolates a day btw

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What all f/o caregivers hear when their little one talks: