#poseidon kid posts

[some-random-poseidon-kid]

A conversation that just happened on a group chat:

Leo: *sends forehead pick* on my way to Pipes!!

Piper: AAAAA WHAT IS THAT?!?! ITS A MONSTER!!! WERE DOOMED

Percy: what the frick frack tick tack snick snack is that???

Piper: IT IS OUR END!!! SOMEBODY CALL CAMP!!

Leo: guys…

Piper: oh nevermind it’s just Leo. We’re good!

Jason: I’m sorry 😔

[some-random-poseidon-kid]

Things my friends have said as pjo characters:

Apollo: welcome to the world of stringed instruments!! It’s F*cking torture!!

Clarrise: I don’t like being aggressive about people who have aggressive opinions but when people have aggressive opinions I want to drop kick them.

Jason: what was that?

Leo: It was my mobile data company saying “what the f*ck have you done*

Percy: Oh wow what funky lighting!!

Annabeth: Uhm I think that’s the police…

[some-random-poseidon-kid]

Things my friends have said as pjo characters:

Clarisse: I don’t like being aggressive about people who have aggressive opinions but when ppl have aggressive opinions I want to drop kick them.

Jason: what was that?

Leo: it was my mobile data company saying “what the fuck have you done”

Percy: Girly. You’re going to make my spill my good soup. *slurps*

[some-random-poseidon-kid]

The most Child-of-Apollo-coded thing I have heard anyone say:

@somerandomapollokid : I just realised how useless I'd be in a battle. Like my only skill is music. Like the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Throw a ukulele at a fuckin hellhound? Don't think that's gonna do much bro.

[some-random-poseidon-kid]

Percy: why do I have so many enemies?!

Annabeth: Your the one who starts it!!

Percy: They looked at me funny!!!

[some-random-poseidon-kid]

Watching Luca for the 10,000th time ☺️

[some-random-poseidon-kid]

Percy: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them in the face with a brick?

Annabeth: I have the desire to acquaint your face with a sharply edged object commonly used in the construction of walls.

Percy: …Wow…

[some-random-poseidon-kid]

Things my friends have said as pjo characters:

*thunder rumbles*

Percy: okay who offended the sky bitch? Seriously guys c’mon.

Nico: we were learning about the great depression in history today… story of my life.

Leo: we are gathered here today in loving memory of our will to live. Because it died. Just in case you couldn’t tell from the funeral coz you’re thick. But it’s ok because we like thick ppl ;)