#poshos

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

This looks like one of those photos where you find out the dad later kept them chained in a basement or something.

[acourtofpotterandphan]

"It's not always about the money"

Aelin: It is if you want chocolate.

Rowan: It is if you want to build stuff in Orynth.

Aedion: It is if you want to have posh stuff.

Dorian: It is if you want good books.

Manon: It is if you want to rule The Wastes.

Chaol: It is if you want to pay for the treatment of your leg.

Elide: It is if you want to be the Lady of Perranth.

Lorcan: It is if you want a fanceh house.

Maeve: It is if you want to wage war on everyone.

Lysandra: It is because you can shape-shift into a famous person, wreck their house, ruin their reputation, steal their money, COME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL, spread nasty rumours about them, and get away with it because of your amazingly good looks. *flips hair and walks away*

[moonrosetk-blog]

#Poshos

[sidsquareeyes]

Young, posh and loaded

Alright, humes? To celebrate the return of E4's posh-fest Made In Chelsea, I've borrowed a wig to make myself look like my favourite character Ollie Locke with his original because-I'm-worth-it hairdo. The likeness is uncanny, don't you think? I've also been hanging out on the King's Road and charging tourists 50p-a-go for a stroke of my tresses and an Ollie-style meaningful stare. (Only kidding, humes: I've barely budged from my sofa in Penge for months now.)

Anyway, tonight's action-packed episode included the stunning revelation that Ollie's now going out with Ashley. You remember Ashley? She briefly dated Francis before he dumped her for his one true love Sophie, who's now dumped him and left London. But no matter! Francis is looking forward to moving in with Jamie and Proudlock - although this hasn't gone down well with Spencer, who's still angry with Francis for telling Millie and Rosie about him cheating on Louise. Got that? Jolly good. Let's move on... Now, Spencer's undeniably a prize berk - but he's rapidly becoming my second favourite MIC character. He just gets angrier and more unreasonable by the minute. My guess is he's rapidly losing interest in the whole thing and he's simply seeing how far he can push it before he storms off the show for good. It won't be long before his eyes completely pop out of his big posh head with fury. My money's on it happening halfway through episode four... Fancy winning a luxury trip to Barcelona? Get the full details here. Want to help a cat become Top Dog, humes? Help me see off that pesky pigeon Pete on my favourite app, TVcheck. You can download version 2 from Google Play or iTunes. Don’t delay - ruffle some feathers today!

[sidsquareeyes]

I don't want to go to Chelsea...

Alright, humes? I'm in a right old mood as the female hume's just made me sit through the series opener of Made in Chelsea. I always forget each episode's an hour long. An hour! I start relaxing after 25 minutes, thinking we haven't got long to go before something more palatable comes on the box, and then the horrible truth dawns. I've said it before and I'll say it again: if they cut out all the ads and the long awkward pauses while everyone stares gormlessly at one another, the whole thing could be over in 10 minutes flat. Anyway, last time I looked, Spencer - the last of the famous international playboys - was desperately searching for the love of his life over on Channel 5. But now he's back on E4 and sniffing round Little Louise again. Why she doesn't just bite his stupid posh knees off, I'll never know. "OK, I kissed some people over the summer," he admitted in the middle of yet another pause-strewn conversation. Mind you, if he hadn't come clean, he probably could have got away with it. Hardly anyone watches Channel 5 anyway. Meanwhile, there are three new interchangeable poshos on the scene - and one of them, who goes by the disappointingly uninventive name of Andy, has got the hots for Louise, too. Cue more gormless stares and awkward pauses. Spencer wasn't happy about Andy making a move on Louise so got all shouty and sweary. It was a bit like watching David Brent doing an impression of Gordon Ramsay. In short, he looked a right bloody numpty. So it's all just business as usual then... Want to win £20 high street vouchers, humes? Of course you do! See if you can find me when I'm playing with my favourite app, TVcheck. Find out how the competition works here.