the types of friends/best friends i have
best friends: type 1: carefree, super beautiful, acts white but is accepting of all, hella straight but makes your gay jokes for you and laughs at your own gay jokes, super super chill and never worries about anything type 2: anxious bean™, still super beautiful, doesn't think they are, super sapphic, #1 activist, deserves all the happiness in the world and more, loves me (hopefully) but i doubt their love a lot type 3: #1 troublemaker, chick/dude magnet, horrible influence, that one you can rant to for hours on end and never get sick of, someone who texts you all day and when y'all don't it's awkward, CLINGY, best but worst person ever, HELLA GAY friends: type 1: that one you talk to all the time but not considered best friend, have so much in common, seems like a confident bean but an anxious one, needs all the love and support in the world type 2: the crazy one, have barely anything in common but somehow still friends, listen to their rants every time but never tell them anything about your life, thinks and knows they're beautiful, loves themselves but wants a man type 3: too pure for this world, seems like a 5 year old, knows nothing about anything, needs to be protected at all costs