Sans Undertale
“* heya, pal“
“* no idea how i got here but i gotta say...”
“* i’m havin’ a GRAY-t time”

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Sans Undertale
“* heya, pal“
“* no idea how i got here but i gotta say...”
“* i’m havin’ a GRAY-t time”
Ⓐ
Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:
Attractiveness:
repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words
Personality:
grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible
Level of Friendship:
never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||
First impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
Current impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
How good of a kisser:
worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed
Hewwo! Mr Scientist. I must say what lowvey eyes you have. ( I am so sorry.))
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Send a symbol for our muses to discuss: 👽 aliens
“aliens. they say the truth is out there, and that there are green little men out there adopting cows. but... aliens are just beings from other worlds right...?”
He paused a bit. He was going somewhere with this, and he was hoping it didn’t sound odd or make in a weirdo.
Sometimes when he goes off in tangents about certain topics, and says peculiar things, people just give him weird looks and walk off without saying a word. He was hoping that wasn’t going to happen now.
“but, see? i gotta ask the real question here. i’ve been to other timelines, basically other worlds. so does that make me an alien? and if my pals from other worlds come to visit, does that make them aliens?... are we all aliens then?”
Hey, your pretty swell my dude! Your puns are puntastic
“thanks sweetheart, yours are quite re-mark-able as well~.”
* One can hear the frustrated screams coming from the smaller skeleton.
I just wanted to say I love your portrayal of horror sans. He's a badass.
// Thanks a ton! Az just told me a little of what you said and I was over the moon. I love this guy. He’s developed a lot since I started writing him but I still want him to be “Sans” at the core, you know? Just understandably messed up after what happened in his Underground.
Hey, Mr scientist I think you are pretty great. I'd totally be your friend.
AWW THANKS. I LIKE FRIENDS. I DUNNO IF I’M A GOOD ONE, BUT I DEFINITELY WILL DO MY BEST.
Does one survive down here with dank memes?
IF YOU DRINK FROM THE POOLS INSIDE OF THE DANK MEME CAVE, YOU WILL GAIN KNOWLEDGE OF THE ELDERS.
OR YOU’LL GET NAEGLERIA FOWLERI IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY/INTENTIONALLY SNORT IT. I RECOMMEND YOU DON’T DO IT. SUCH KNOWLEDGE WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN AWAY.