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It’s doppelsnager time
Welcome to the officsnailverse
IT'S SO CUTE
How is your day going?
Terrible
Bad
Okay
Meh
I want to sleep
Good
Great
Awesome
Amazing
Fine
IT'S SO HOT
A garbage truck crew recently noticed a starving dog buried deep inside a trash can moments before it was emptied. Not only did they save him, but one of the crew members officially adopted him!
Stupid things to do with your best friend
1. Window shopping
2. Say hi to everyone in town
3: Say hi to everyone in town wearing a salmon suit
4: Play doctor
5: Trade heads (person 1 is sitting on person 2's shoulders, covering their eyes and telling them where to go)
6: Throw pebbles at trees
7: Feed ducks bread, pretend the bread is poison
8: E Y E C O N T A C T
9: Pretend to be ants in a colony
10: Draw random shit from memory
11: Stand on a sidewalk and scream at passing vehicles
12: Wash socks
13: Layer every shirt you own
14: Blender shopping
15: Wear a tux to breakfast
16: Camping in your front lawn
17: Road trip to the moon
18: Set up a lemonade stand
19: Start a cult where you worship frogs
20: Prance around town singing "I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward"
21: Attempt to build a brick wall
22: Take a walk and smile at everyone you see
23: Skip around town
24: Talk to random people and try to become friends
25: People watch in the park
26: Go on an outdoor scavenger hunt
27: Do gymnastics/learn parkour outdoors
28: Make a card tower in the park
29: Create silly collages
30: Get into gardening
31: Decorate a cake/cookies/cupcakes
32: Have a photoshoot
33: Prepare for the Apocalypse
34: Go to a joke shop
35: Adopt pet rocks
36: Create a silly music album
37: Act like fictional characters for the entire day, go outside
38: Write a book and lose motivation
39: Go to the mall solely to ride escalators and elevators
40: Dress up as Harry Potter & Voldemort, run around outside yelling spells at each other (using sticks as wands)
41: Blanket forts!!!
42: Create a portal to Mars
Being Italian is such a flex
What's your favourite type of cheese?
Mozarella
Swiss
Cheddar
Feta
Parmesan
Brie
Gouda
Cream cheese
No clue
After giving a free scoop of ice cream to a little boy who couldn't afford it, an ice cream truck owner in New York was so moved that she decided to make ice cream completely free for all kids in the area for the entire summer
“You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.” -Zig Ziglar