**bashes through wall** GOOD SIR KNIGHT, I BRING WELLNESS AND POSITIVITY YOUR WAY. **throws burlap bag on table** TAKE MINE POSITIVITY AND PLATONIC AFFECTION.
BUT OF COURSE, MY LORD! I AM MUCH OVERJOYED TO BE RECIEVING SUCH GIFTS. HOWEVER, HONOR DEMANDS I RETURN SUCH A BOON!
**goes to closet**
MINE LARDER OVERFLOWETH WITH PLATONIC LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP. I WOULDS’T OPEN IT TO YOU AS WELL, MY LORD.
**opena closet only to be flooded in good vibes**
AND THERE IS MUCH REJOICING!











