Oh the dynamics I could think of (ft my OCs)
Kani: Guys, I found a way to get us out of this mess
Angelique: And this is the part where the pink girl says, "bEehOLd! thE iNVenTion wiThHh a vEry lonG nUmBeR aT the EnD wHich it'S nAMe eXplAinS iT's fUnCtioN" Real original, CRAB!!!
Kani: That wasn't what I was gonna say you stuck up slug...
Ebi: Happy Halloween! I hope everybody has a good and terrifying night because that's the really spooky spirit for this year-
Wasabi: AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ebi: Tobiuo would you PLEASE go and change out of that Headless Horseradish outfit and wear something that doesn't scare Wasabi so much?
Ikura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ebi: First of all Uni, stop wearing that bear costume when Ikura is around, and second of all why aren't you in jail-
Unagi: Grr... Someone is going to die of-
Mochi: PLEASE PLEASE SPARE US!!! WE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING YET YOU STILL CHOOSE TO ATTACK YOUR OWN TEAM!!! WHYYYY-
Unagi: A good time Mochi... My birthday is coming up...
Uni: Oh congratulations for that meaningless statement...
*the rest of the Low Tide still shaking in fear*
Ikura: How do I tell what Kumori is trying to communicate when he's just drawing scribbles?
Usagi: Let me translate *clears throat* He tried kicking a football once, but somebody pulled it away. Now he is going to find the culprit and give them a piece of their mind.
Mochi, spying from above a roof: I can't believe it! Did you see what that ray was just doing on that whiteboard?
Toro, also spying: Uhh no, what does it mean-
Mochi: THE LITTLE GUY EXPOSED MY SECRET!! What are we gonna do what are we gonna do what are we gonna do!!!
Toro: Panic?
Mochi: You are one clever fish Toro!
Tako: I'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!
Ebi: Your paintings vanished?!
Tako: No, of the LAST double vanilla stuffed strawberry mint cookie that Ben was saving for me! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Ebi: Ahem! Do you mind explaining the crumbs on your face IKURA?
Ikura: What? I didn't get a Cookie either!
Maguro: We have saved Wharf City many many times, what makes you think we're bad at being heroes?
Angelique: Too many flaws.
Maguro: Well if you think so, why don't you explain it
Angelique: Okay, here goes.... *deep breath* Octopus guy has too much of an ego, not to mention bad artwork
Tako: Ha ha ha, real original-
Angelique: SHUT IT!!!! The floating tuna just sits there and takes in all the nonsense her friends keep doing, the crab whines too much, big-finned red fish keeps too many secrets and is too casual about horrible things, the Shrimp is too uptight, the monkey-faced salmon is a cement head, and the mustard is a baby! There I said it you're done get lost goodbye go home and get out of my face you incompetent morsels.
*most of the Sushi Pack's jaws dropped*
Wasabi: *mumbling curses in 'mustard"*
Iwashi: You know, she isn't wrong about your flaws per say-
Tako: Okay does anybody have any questions about this meeting?
Tako: No Maguro this isn't the time to criticize this meeting and especially not my latest masterpiece. Put your hand down.
Ikura: Hey guys, how exactly do I get to sleep faster?
Maguro: Reading
Tobiuo: Listening to music
Ebi: Playing video games while drinking 2 glasses of warm milk
Tako: Painting until you get tired or simply run out of good ideas for your art
Kani: Go outside, find Unagi and run him up a flagpole, and then angrily yell about how the Legion of Low Tide all suck. Or you can just cry, that one works pretty well.
Ikura: Crying is objectively the best answer here, but video games are a very close second for me.
*most of the other sushis groaning*
