i have a weird au based on a dream where the reason Five and Luther are twins is because there were only ever supposed to be forty-three children born to forty-three mothers - no twins - and that Five is actually the Universe’s child who was slipped in to eventually prevent the apocalypse and destroy the Commission at the behest of God, who doesn’t appreciate time travelling humans guarding an apocalypse that was never supposed to happen
(the reason she may or may not like Klaus certainly doesn’t have anything to do with jealousy since Five is technically both of their siblings but she’s never met him of course not)
however actually waking world me probably will NOT include owen wilson in the au because honestly what the heck brain that weird twist of owen wilson being the mysterious boss of the commission who only went by the initials OW was wILD like even asleep me was kind of side-eyeing that part of the dream lmao
debating actually writing a full post exploring such an au hmm