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Presenting - FINALLY - in full, the edited for the Dragonwatch Krewe Gorrik recordings.
Qirri's having such a bad time...
Recording 1
Gorrik: Testing… Gorrik, recording on behalf of Friends' Detective Agency- a-and on behalf of the Dragonwatch Krewe, of course. On-site at the Brotherhood's Jade excavation.
Gorrik: After the recent demon run-in, our efforts to curtail Cantha's energy crisis are… postponed. Me and my team of experts—
Qirri: "Your" team, huh?
Gorrik: Our teams are strategizing a plan to remove said demon from its power source: a ley line housed within the mine—
Yao: You're recording? Can I get some airtime?
Yao: Engineering Grandmaster Yao here. Reporting from the trenches of an illicit jade mining mega-operation—
Gorrik: Yao, there are case notes, not a holo-news broadcast! (clears throat) I'll continue logging updates as they occur. Gorrik out.
Yao: Just trying to lighten the mood—
Recording 2
Gorrik: Case Notes, Entry Two. Today I ran further analysis on the unknown element present in the haze samples provided from the commander and the krewe chief’s excursion.
Gorrik: Though still indeterminate, I suspect it's byproduct of the demon, likely agitated by its confined ley-line proximity.
Gorrik: For now, I've set up a makeshift lab for experimentation here at the mine. It's humble, but rather quaint, if I do say… even if the krewe chief does disagree with my chosen location.
Gorrik: Though in all honesty, she is also very hesitant on this plan at all. I do understand, of course I do; she and the commander have been friends for a very long time!
Gorrik: Anyway. I’ve assured her we’ll leave the final decision to the commander, and as for the lab, it will serve our needs for the time being. Just need to keep out a few nosy kappa trespassers… hopefully that will assuage her unease.
Gorrik: As usual, I'll continue logging my research as it proves pertinent. Gorrik out.
Recording 3
Gorrik: Case Notes, Entry Three. An unexpected visitor dropped by: Chul-Moo! I thought maybe he'd come to shut down my lab…
Yao: He was over here? Yeah… he does hate things built without his approval…
Qirri: He was a lot nicer than our first impression led me to think.
Gorrik: But he seemed to take interest in our work. Particularly the previously mentioned haze samples.
Gorrik: Of course, I was thrilled to recount our current hypotheses! But he seemed more concerned about potential health effects. Which made Qirri very uneasy.
Gorrik: And that, in turn, made Chul-Moo strangely more anxious.
Yao: Shouldn’t you be too? After all, the chief’s not been—
Qirri: We don't- we don't need to talk about that.
Gorrik: Anyway. I'll continue updates once confidentiality can be maintained.
Qirri: Gorrik, I'm your krewe chief!
Yao: And I’m a part of this krewe too, you know—
Gorrik: Gorrik out!
Recording 4
Gorrik: While I usually record notes as soon as possible, the events that transpired recently… required a moment to process…
Gorrik: It began when one of those kappa pests got into my equipment! I was just trying to get some… minor work done while Rama took the chief to a doctor in Seitung, but it started wreaking senseless havoc! In its fit, it smashed a haze sample.
Gorrik: The sample was small. However, inhaling its contents in an enclosed area made me lightheaded.
Gorrik: I knew it was unlikely to cause damage. Still, I went to recuperate on a cot at the medical tent.
Gorrik: Once rested, I felt well enough to return to work. But when I opened my eyes, what I saw made my nausea return full force—
Gorrik: Oh, Qirri, I—! And Detective! Rama, I mean—
Qirri: We just got back. Is everything okay?
Detective Rama: Or are we interrupting?
Gorrik: No, no! Just recording some research notes. I-I can get back to them later—
Recording 5
Gorrik: Case Notes, Entry Five. Qirri and Rama sat with me for a long time to check in after my kappa incident. Which I suppose still needs explanation…
Gorrik: Picking up where I left off: when I opened my eyes, I saw something I don't think I'll ever be able to forget…
Gorrik: Blish was sitting across from me. Not in his golem body, but exactly how I remembered him from before his illness took over.
Gorrik: He stared at me in a menacing way he never had before. Then his body…disintegrated… into a mass of writhing beetles…
Gorrik: They swarmed me. I can still feel the prickle of their claws across my skin. At the point I I might suffocate…
Gorrik: They vanished.
Gorrik: Next thing I remember, I was clinging tightly to Yao, sobbing. They comforted me until I could pull myself together.
Gorrik: Once I found the words, I told them everything. They stayed with me for a long time, then they returned later with some tea.
Gorrik: I'm still shaken up and rather embarrassed about what happened. But I'm so grateful Yao was there to help me through it.
Gorrik: Qirri’s insisting I go see Taimi soon, and I plan to tell her everything that happened. She plans to go with me… said she has some things she hasn’t been entirely honest about either…
Recording 6
Gorrik: Case Notes, Entry Six. We paid Taimi and Blish a much-needed visit and told them everything. She has a way of making both of us feel better. Blish was horrified, insisting he'd never hurt me like that. Though what Qirri had to say is worrying, to say the least. I think I speak for the whole krewe when I say we're just glad she finally told us everything.
Gorrik: I do wish she would reconsider Taimi’s offer to stay in Seitung with her and Blish, however. I’m growing increasingly concerned about her health.
Gorrik: R-regardless—! We also spoke about the implications. We think the unknown element I've been studying is causing these effects.
Gorrik: What's most troubling is that this incident confirms our earlier hypothesis: these hallucinations aren't random.
Gorrik: Based on the commander's experiences— and now my own and Qirri’s full vision as well— the delusions appear to target prime emotional vulnerabilities.
Gorrik: The "how" of it all remains a mystery. But it does explain the demon's manipulation of one's senses.
Gorrik: Now that we’re back, I plan to tell Rama and Yao about this development. Though it seems they stopped by in our absence…
Gorrik: They installed a few kappa-repellent gadgets outside the lab and left a kind note with a plate of tea cookies.
Gorrik: Picturing those two working together makes me smile. They seem on better terms lately. I hope the trend continues.
Recording 7
Gorrik: Case Notes, Entry Seven. Today was…unusual. Rama visited. That wasn't unusual. Thought his demeanor was rather…tender?
Gorrik: Of course, he’s always been very paternal towards Qirri… though not so much towards me.
Gorrik: However! Yao and Chul-Moo also visited. Yao did most of the talking—odd, as Chul-Moo's keen on speaking for himself.
Gorrik: Yao explained that Chul-Moo experienced hallucinations. I asked him to elaborate: frequency, locations, etc.
Gorrik: Rama made to leave, perhaps out of politeness, but Chul-Moo told him to stay. He said its better we're all made aware.
Gorrik: He didn't go into much detail—his visions were of a deceased friend. And they only occurred in the lower mines.
Gorrik: Rama pressed him about the other crew members, but Chul-Moo claimed that none had voiced similar experiences.
Gorrik: He originally chalked any behavioral discrepancies up to stress, but he realized too late that it may be something more.
Gorrik: Chul-Moo's accounts seems credible, if not a bit slow. And they're another data point supporting the krewe’s current theory.
Recording 8
Gorrik: Something unbelievable just happened! Chul-Moo visited again. Once certain we were alone - he didn’t even want the krewe chief in here with us - he began frantically rambling.
Qirri: I was gone for like five minutes to get water, Gorrik, what in the name of the Eternal Alchemy—
Gorrik: He admitted that he'd left out details about his hallucinations because Yao was present.
Gorrik: Early on, Chul-Moo had worked on the forefront of the excavation. Alone one night, he heard someone run up behind him…
Gorrik: Before he knew it, he was facedown. He could hear the attacker hissing while bashing his head into the ground.
Gorrik: Nearly unconscious, Chul-Moo felt the attacker start chewing his leg. He suspects it may have been trying to eat him.
Gorrik: With the strength he had left, he cast off the attacker. He sat up to see one of his captains, blood staining her mouth.
Qirri: By the pinion gears—!
Gorrik: Their struggle continued, edging closer to a mine shaft. To keep them from falling, Chul-Moo tried to ram her backward.
Gorrik: But in that moment, she lunged. Instead of hitting him, she flew over his back, free-falling to the bottom of the mine.
Gorrik: He was so shocked, he couldn't process it. His crew assumed the captain quit, as she'd recently been acting agitated.
Gorrik: That's when his delusions began. He made me swear not to tell Yao, who'd known the captain… or Rama, who’d want to investigate. O-or Qirri because he didn’t want to upset her. But I had to tell someone…
Qirri: We’re going to tell Garrus is what we’re going to do—
Recording 9
Gorrik: Case Notes, Entry Nine. I have a confession: despite Chul-Moo swearing me to secrecy, I couldn't keep this story to just myself and the krewe chief.
Gorrik: So we paid Taimi and Blish another visit and I… spilled everything to them as well. They were shocked to say the least, but they were glad I confided in them.
Gorrik: They agreed with Qirri, and echoed Chul-Moo's request to not tell Yao. There's no use upsetting them. I couldn't bring myself to do so anyway.
Gorrik: Still, I feel better getting it off my chest. And as Blish pointed out: if I was stressed, imagine how Chul-Moo feels.
Gorrik: Between the guilt and the…cruelty inherent in these delusions, it puts his behavior into perspective.
Gorrik: While we were there, Taimi showed me something exciting: a prototype for a device that she, Blish, Joon, and Yao have been working on with Qirri during her visits to Seitung!
Gorrik: And here I thought she was just traveling to see that new doctor of hers.
Gorrik: It's designed to control the stress responses the demon seems to feast on, then channel that power back at it!
Gorrik: It's based on the research findings Qirri and I have been working on.
Gorrik: Qirri is still incredibly hesitant, but I think she recognizes that this is likely our best chance to win this thing.
Gorrik: And that said, paired with Yao and Joon's jade tech knowledge, Blish's technical knowledge, and Taimi and Qirri's… everything knowledge…
Gorrik: We just might have a solution to our demon problem!
Recording 10
Gorrik: Case Notes, Entry Ten! This is it! We've done it! Thank the Alchemy!
Gorrik: Taimi asked me to stop by as soon as possible. When I arrived, she, Blish, Qirri, Yao, and Joon were putting the final touches on…
Gorrik: Their newest invention! It boasts several features, not to mention a sleek design.
Gorrik: I can't wait 'til the commander sees! Though, Qirri was extremely quick to remind me that I need to treat this with sensitivity…
Gorrik: The commander's role in this plan will likely be the toughest and most psychologically draining.
Gorrik: I still think she should have stayed in Seitung. I’m very worried about her health. Joon and I even talked, and I tried to leave without her! Unfortunately, she’s a surprisingly light sleeper. And she was very very displeased with my attempt to run off.
Gorrik: I’m— I’m sure it’ll be fine, though! And we have a much bigger issue at hand, besides!
Gorrik: I remain on pins and needles for the invention's debut. Demon, here we come! Gorrik out.