@masksofmickey and @accio-firebolt-potter had a costumed row and *Taylor Swift voice* look what you made me do.
Mood Music for Astoria, and Mood Music for Draco
*at a public event, Potter and Malfoy are at it again!*
*the argument continues as Astoria watches on; she hasn’t seen Draco like this since he was a schoolboy*
Draco: *arriving at Astoria’s side, laughing* Potter shouldn’t engage in a battle of wits when he’s so tragically unarmed! Merlin’s beard! Amazing we received the same education…
*She is ice, stares at him, impenetrable*
*his self-assurance slips rapidly*
Draco: Story, darling, you haven’t said a word all night—
Draco: It’s Potter’s fault! He should have—
Draco: I was a child—I didn’t—I wasn’t—
Astoria: Oh! Do! Tell your father all about your cold, loveless marriage. I’m sure he’ll find the situation rather familiar.
Draco: I wasn’t…loved, Astoria. Potter was loved! Do you think my father would have done what James did?
*Draco realizes his mother did act in a Lily-like fashion when she too saved Harry Potter...and him.*
Astoria: Draco, you wouldn’t know love if it kissed you on the lips, took your name, and was carrying your child!
Astoria: You’re going to be a father, Draco. Time to grow up, I think!