Save Yourself (Platonic Ketchbriel 17/?)
Save Yourself 17/? Who: Ketch, Gabriel, Fenrir Warnings: Violence Word Count: 1000
Ketch studied the list. “Loki and his children?”
Gabriel pushed his plate aside.
“So yeah. That complication?” Gabriel’s eyes flashed in anger. “Those assholes are the ones that sold me to Asmodeus.”
“What?!” Ketch exclaimed. “Why?”
“I went to them after I ‘killed’ myself, because I needed a place to hide. I figured, they hate us, what better place to hide out? And apparently, I was very, very wrong.”
There was no hesitation as Ketch followed up his last question with a very simple. “Right. So does one kill a Norse demigod?”
Gabriel paused. “Really? You’re saying yes and not giving me some moralizing lecture about how revenge doesn’t solve anything?”
Ketch shrugged. “Why would I? For one thing, killing doesn’t weigh you down with guilt. Secondly, killing them won’t change what Asmodeus did too you, but it will give you the peace of mind knowing that they can never betray you and therefore never harm you again. That will you give the time you need to heal because you won’t be looking over your shoulder. So in my mind, revenge is an incredibly practical strategy given the circumstances of the situation.”
Gabriel gave him a dopey grin. “I knew I liked you. I’m sure Dad would take umbrage with that argument, but fuck Dad. You’re helping me and he isn’t.” He held out his hand. “Wait here a minute, I’m going to grab the plan.”
He returned a moment later with the chests.
Ketch stared at the swords. “Really? Samurai swords? Not something easy like bullets. When did you have time to get these made anyway?!”
Gabriel waved a dismissive hand. “I don’t need sleep. And yes, Samurai swords. Please don’t tell me you’ve never seen Kill Bill? Great flick. Highly recommend it. Anyway, bullets are too impersonal for this. I’d blow them all to smithereens if I could, but I just don’t have enough Grace right now.”
Ketch wasn’t convinced by the swords, but he would do his level best to make sure Gabriel got out of it alive and in one piece. “All right. So where to?”
*
Central City, Colorado.
Not a bad little city, a place Ketch would keep in mind if he got to lay low for a bit.
Ketch checked his gun. Gabriel had assured him that he knew what he was doing with the sword but give him a gun anytime. Thankfully, Gabriel wasn’t so high minded about the whole affair as to object to Ketch actually using it if need be.
“But only if I need it,” Gabriel made Ketch promise.
“And who determines if you need it?” Ketch said, not trusting Gabriel’s judgement on that. That was the kind of thing the Winchesters were apt to do and needless to say, Ketch’s opinion of the Winchester’s judgement still wasn’t all that high.
“You’ll know,” Gabriel said.
“Right,” Ketch said.
He was going to shoot the first second Gabriel got into trouble. The archangel could cuss him out later, but Ketch didn’t drag his ass out of Hell just to help him get killed all of a week later.
“I hear his footsteps!” Gabriel said pulled Ketch deeper into the corner of the alleyway they were tucked into, before completely defeating the purpose of hiding when the archangel started playing a kazoo of all things.
Ketch wasn’t sure he’d ever understand Gabriel.
“Fenrir Odinsbane!” Gabriel announced, stepping out of the shadows as the demigod looked around for the source of the so-called music.
“Gabriel,” Fenrir said, voice dripping with contempt.
“I vow to do this honorably. No tricks, just mano a mano.”
Fenrir grinned and Ketch winced at the canines he could spot on Fenrir. This could get ugly real fast, especially as the first few passes demonstrated that no, Gabriel didn’t know what he was doing with that sword. There were underclassmen at Kendrick’s that could have handled that sword better than Gabriel did. And when Fenrir drew first blood, that decided it for Ketch.
He put several shots into the demigod, causing him to stumble and double over.
“I thought you said you were going to do this honorably!” Fenrir growled.
“Bringing a gun to a knife fight is just smart,” Gabriel said as he used the moment to stab Fenrir through the heart, the blade sinking in with a sickening wetness as it skewered the demigod, who dropped to his knees as he died before falling down face first onto the asphalt, another victim of a senseless crime for the cops to find in the morning.
“And trusting someone you’ve already betrayed once is just stupid,” Ketch opined as he joined the others in the alleyway. “Are you alright?”
“Peachy,” Gabriel said. “I totally had him.”
“Sure you did,” Ketch said. “We need to clean that up,” Ketch said nodding to the cut on his hand. “That’ll make the next fights more difficult if you don’t take care of it.”
“Yes, mother,” Gabriel said only slightly petulantly. “No really, I totally had him!”
“You can show me in the next fight, after we get some practice in. You’re lucky he didn’t slice you right open.”
“You know how to sword fight?”
“Of course. We were taught bladed weapons because guns aren’t always available or even the best choice. Plus, you never know what you have to make do with. The more weapons you know, the better you can improvise in a tough situation.
“You seem sure of your skills.”
“Should I not be?”
“Let’s have a fight when we get back to the hotel.”
“And when I win?” Ketch asked.
“I’ll wear a suit with you when we go to dinner next week with John and Karena.”
“Ooh,” Ketch said with a grin. “All right.”
“But that’s not going to happen, because when I win, you are going to do karaoke after said dinner.”
“Deal,” Ketch said. He then heard sirens in the distance. “Now let’s get out of here before they decide to head this way.”
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