#postie offical

[postie-offical]

OOC: ouh. it's my birthday! i'm 81 years old now!!

now who wants some buttersco- [FALLS DOWN THE STAIRS AND SHATTERS MY HIPS AND KNEES AND BACK]

[paranoia-offical]

OOC: i've been meaning to tell you this ever since i found out about paranoia's height...

postie is about the same height as paranoia.. teehee (he's 5'2ft)

OOC: What? He is? No... I always thought he was, at least, 5'5ft! That's hilarious. Tiny little fella.

Short people, unite!

[postie-offical]

My co-worker Daniel just got all of us sent home early because he stuck a bunch of forks into the microwave.

[postie-offical]

Bike-riding Australian postal carriers ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

NYOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

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OOC: I don't know how to feel about this

OH YEAH and Postie's feelings for him faded like... 5 seconds afterwards??

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I very well remember the first day I started working as a postman. It was fairly normal at first, but when I went out to the bike shed to load in my mail, two co-workers started a murderous fight all because one of them was "eating a banana weird."

Then all the other postal carriers joined in and beat the weird banana eating guy to a life's inch, and I was stuck with having to deliver the entire town's mail for the next 2 weeks.

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OOC: Remember when I last posted about TL Postie and Villain and how Postie lost his feelings for Lain right after he fell in love with him?? Yeah uh well I've got an update.......

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Ides of March? Well that explains the absurd amount of knives we've currently got going through the post.

However, please put the knives in packaging instead of simply slapping a shipping label on them... A super huge dagger just got flung out the conveyor belt and it impaled a worker in the heart