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zuko: sokka, you often use humor to deflect serious trauma.

sokka: thank you.

zuko: i didn’t say that was a good thing.

sokka: what is hearing is, you think i’m funny.

[feastswithfuries]

How to Train Your Dragonologists

Somewhere in Romania...

But we do need to talk about rules. Unfortunately.

...as well as the sanctuary’s rules and regulations.

And one of the animals grabbing you is also a possibility, of course. 

Hold off on necklaces, bracelets, rings. You really don’t want those to be the reason why you’re losing a finger. Or worse.

Losing a finger really doesn’t sound so bad once you think about the other things that could go wrong, does it? Moving on...

Trust me, you really don’t want to miss anything around here.

Last but not least...

There’s a stunned silence. Then...

A little while later...

“WEASLEY, WHAT IN MERLIN’S NAME DID YOU DO TO THE TRAINEES?”

What do you mean?

FIN