today i remembered someone mentioned val and selina meyers sharing mel like a cigarette and yk i already love that but it also made me think of mel and amy brookheimer being selinas fav stress relief. walk with me.
mel knows what it's like to have a nerve-wrecking hot boss in a job that drives you insane, so she can relate to amy; i imagine that if they met in an au, they'd bond over shared workaholic lesbian trauma.
selina is having a crisis and destroying the oval office because she cant get what she wants? mel and amy would help her relax in her private room. and im not even saying selina would be in a submissive position here, but i just think that with that many hands and eyes and mouths on her, she'd be melting to a puddle for her favorite girls. mel kissing her neck and caressing her sides and chest and whispering stuff in her ears while amy bites her thighs and goes down on her ,,, she looks down, pretty blue eyes staring at her soul; she looks up, big brown eyes making her blush. how can you blame her for losing composure?
!!!! oh OHHH OHHH MY GODJSJSIZKWJ !!!!
THE MENTAL IMAGINE OF LOOKING UP TO SEE BROWN EYES AND THEN DOWN TO BLUE EYES 🫠
But also. This implies that SELINA MEYER is THE President in the MCU.
I bet she's having a meltdown over something the New Avengers did.
Amy and Mel? Well, of course they'd work well together. Workaholic lesbian recognized workaholic lesbian 🫶