#postmating

[alexandra-estefania-estrada]

#views😍 while #postmating and picking up and order from #thecharthouse in #cardiffbythesea I’m so #grateful to live in #sandiego (at Chart House) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEDfwpmjFZw/?igshid=12w40hfmca167

[aurorabearalis]

so tonight was my first, legit, 100% my fault postmate fuck up because i got a call from postmates about ten minutes after dropping off her cold medicine. i fucking left it at the wrong apartment complex because who knew there were multiple 32A’s in the same area? 

80% of me feels awful (i’m sure she got a refund) but 20% of me is cracking up because at some point  tonight or tomorrow morning someone is going to walk out their front door and see a bottle of nyquil just sitting there and not know why.

also unrelated but i’m going to another gay lady mixer on sunday so pray for me.

[aurorabearalis]

john last night: hey, thanks. i don't actually know what was ordered. my wife ordered it.

me: ohh, okay!

john: she doesn't know what she ordered either