help im flirting with this pirategirl but she keeps using so much sailor jargon I don't understand. what does it mean if she wants to "rig her mast" to my "poop deck" ?

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help im flirting with this pirategirl but she keeps using so much sailor jargon I don't understand. what does it mean if she wants to "rig her mast" to my "poop deck" ?
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