#posts4me

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genie: so... your three wishes are that all microwaves work the same, all ovens work the same, and that all showers work the same, is that right? me: yeah genie: are you like.... sure? me: absofruitly genie: please don't speak to me that way

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wes anderson is metrosexual so it’s fine when he says faggot or puts it in his movies but he needs to be waterboarded every time he uses the word dyke in his movies

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we should all be so lucky. to grow Mold on our Sweaters

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for the record: i’m guilty of this as well, but everybody crops this klimt painting (the three ages of woman, 1905) to just the woman and child. completely ignoring the looming specter of decay and death. bcoz that’s not aesthetic or w/e. anyways it’s okay when i do it bcoz i project that the woman and child are my mom & i for a variety of reasons. and actually it’s really symbolic when i do it bcoz while i’m focusing on the closeness of my mother and i’s relationship, i am also being haunted by my mom’s decay and death from cancer. anyways, i would like an ice blended mocha with oat milk and whipped cream on top. and 🫵🏻 that sandwich but please don’t heat it up bcoz i need to remove the cheese

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food that is being digested is to vomit as magma is to lava

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as the old saying goes:

shirt before pants, rosencrantz

pants before shirn, guildenstern

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your cum is chum and i'm gonna bucket

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DJ stands for "disc jockey" disc stands for Dominance, Influence, Steadiness and Conscientiousness. hope this helps!