bela lugosi Please call me

zach/sminkus | he/him ze/hir | white

[sminkus]

things just might be coming up sminkus

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[wesandresons]

shia labeouf DIE. brad pitt DIE. chris brown DIE. johnny depp DIE. cristiano ronaldo DIE. conor mcgregor DIE. die die die die die die die DIE. every single abuser DIE. if you support them DIE TWICE!

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[littlefleamart]

(source)

[batorchids]

Eyes 8

[fishpondfish]

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

[frailbug]

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have big giant eyes

[whysp]

[papasmoke]

How committed are you to embarrassing yourself online?

im ready to die for this

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[hungwy]

gnome greening out on a pea