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In Deep Lovers- Post Malone (AU)

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It was a few hours before Post’s show started , so you both  decided it would be a great idea to buy some snacks and hang out for a while , and what better place to do it than your local 7/11. As you guys made your way to the 7/11 you felt as if someone was watching you but decided to brush it off , because when you are the Post Malone girlfriend you kind of get used to that feeling.

“ Hey babe i'm getting the bud light's ,get the chips will ya?” he practically shouted making his way to the freezer , making my way to the chips , I get distracted with beef jerky , when i feel a light tap on my shoulder , I turn around and see a couple of girl who i assume are fans .

“Hey (y/n) could we get a picture with you?”they nervously asked , mind you I was pretty shocked they didn't ask for Post but me ,wow that's a first.

“Sure “I said , as I took a picture with the whole group.

“Hey babe where you at?” I heard Post behind me, that's when the girls starting to have the classic fan panic attack , when they managed to calm themselves , we took a picture all together.

We said goodbye to the girls and made our way to the checkout , Post had his hands wrapped around my waist as we paid for our stuff and even got complimented by the  checkout lady .

Finally back in the tour bus we enjoyed some chips and beer , as I  layed on top of Post and we cuddled , that's when I heard and saw  a camera’s flash , it was Adam , “this is a really good picture “he said as he left. I decided to check my phone , when I saw my twitter was exploding , and decided to see what was the big fuss.

It was a picture of me and Post at the 7/11 when he was hugging me and the caption read

“@y/n and @postmalone ARE LITERALLY THE SWEETEST , i cant “ i showed it to Post who smiled at the picture and gave my a few kisses and said “we are like so couple goals not even my fans can deny it “Ii smiled at his cute comment and stole a kiss when i felt another flash , a heard Adam go “that's the one” and a few minutes later I saw the cute picture of us in his instagram with the caption ïn Deep Lovers” , I made sure to like it , I turned to look at post , he did the same and we shared another kiss as I wondered how was Ii so lucky to have him in my life.

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Best Friend- Post Malone (AU)

Honestly Im shit! I started writing this and totally forgot about it, but thank you so much @breathflowers for the idea!!! This imagine was supposed to go up on valentines (well actually a long time ago) , but im trash so..Enjoy!

Austin and I had been friends ever since I have memory, we had watched each other grow , from when I got my period to when Austin got his first zit , when I say everything I mean EVERYTHING.We are now currently in highschool and ever since freshman year I realized i love Austin , yep thats me, the cliche girl who falls for her best friend , and everyone around them is aware except him.My friends Ethan and Hila, say I should make a move this friday , but I know his type , and I don't fit in his requirements , believe me , I've been there for every single girlfriend or hoe that Austin’s been with and I don't fit the profile. Sometimes i think to myself I should just maybe , move on , with maybe josh , this kid who allegedly has a crush on me.

“Hey! You going to Ethan’s this friday?” Austin asked , waking me from my daydream

“ Hell yeah , I need a break from this hell , might even make a move on Josh” I said , feeling weird for even mentioning Josh

“Josh? Why? I heard he’s a fucking moron , you better start shaking those ideas , pff.. Stupid Josh and my bestfriend I dont Fucking think so” he said in a tone that really sounded like he was jealous ...wait jealous? Nah can't be.

“Awwwe is someone jealous that Josh might replace them?” I joked

“Pfff.. no , Josh replacing me? Not a chance” he cockily rebuttal

“Whatever, later Post”

“Later (y/n)”

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This whole week (y/n) had been hanging out with stupid Josh, like did she forget about me her best friend? I’m going to be honest, I’m jealous of how close they are getting. What if I lose all my chances with (y/n) ? I’ve been in love with her for so long , I thought it was a stupid crush and it would go away if I dated other girls , but it’s as if I’ve grown to love her more. Maybe I shouldn’t worry so much about Josh, besides on Friday I’ll finally get to spend some time alone with her and tell her how I feel.

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I currently found myself , having a surprisingly good time with Josh , we seemed to have a lot of things in common , we were dancing pretty close to each other if I’m honest , that’s when I felt it as if something was burning me , I look around and I saw Austin looking pissed? I waved my hand at him but he just dismissed it and left. Josh and I kept dancing till things started getting pretty heated , we were kissing as he was leading me outside when I feel his lips aggressively leave mine. As I look up I see a somewhat drunk Austin pushing him and yelling

“(Y/n) IS MY FRIEND , NOW FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT” with that being said Josh quickly left , just like we planned , now I had to play my role

“Austin what is wrong with you? Why’d you do tha-” before I could continue I was cut off by Austin kissing me , we stood there for a long time before he broke the kiss as said

“ (Y/n) I love you okay? I have loved you since we were 15 and I’m sorry if this ruins our friendship but I had to let you know”

“Austin I love you too” and with that I pulled him in for another kiss , just like I had planned it.

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Come Cuddle - Post Malone (au)

In spirit of me being on exams , I wrote this cute, fluffy post malone imagine , Enjoy!

Pre - Calculus had never been her strength , shit math had never been her strength for that matter , and there she was struggling and ready to give up . that's when pair of arms made their way around her hips and a soft kisses were placed on her cheek. He could feel her loosen up to his grip , slowly turning her body to hug him.

“How’s the study going” he asked and received a grunt back in response,“ So I guess it's that bad huh?” he said while carrying her to their bedroom.

“I hate pre-calc and I hate studying , I'm tired and all I want to do is cuddle with you” she stated in her “angry voice” which included her pouty lip and frowned face that made her look so cute , just like the day he met her. Austin remembers her fighting with his roommate Joji over a chocolate chip muffin and him being a gentleman gave her his muffin and from that day on, they started hanging out more , having dates until he finally asked her to be his girlfriend and the rest is history.

Now they were both lying on their bed ,cuddling. ( Y/N) was playing with his hair , curling it with her finger as she hummed some song he was unfamiliar with. He slowly caressed her cheek and left a kiss on her lips , he could feel her smile in the kiss which made him smile as well. A small breeze made its way through them indicating the window had been left open , which only made ( y/n) cuddle closer to him , he should close the window but that could wait right now it was all about making his girl stress free.

After what felt like hours (y/n) finally broke the cuddle , and closed the window making her way out the bedroom.“ Where are you going? Babygirl come back” Austin said as he got a grip on her hips and pulled her back on the bed. “You’ve studied enough , stay here with me instead” she slowly turned around now facing Austin “ baby , I want to but I really need to study” she said trying to break from Austin’s grip but terribly failing since he wouldn’t let her go and since she wasn’t really trying to get off his grip wanting to cuddle with him for a little longer.

“ Let’s make a deal , we cuddle for the rest of the night and tomorrow I’ll help you study all day long, sounds good?” after a few minutes of thinking she finally agreed and they spent all night cuddling, occasionally sharing a kiss every now and then, as promised Austin helped ( y/n) and she managed to score a B+ on her test , which in all honesty was more than she had expected. When ( y/n) came home with the being news , she immediately jumped on top of Austin , kissing him and showing him her test , that night Austin and ( y/n) celebrated with some chocolate chip muffins as they cuddled each other.

A/N: so this was my first attempt at writing a posty imagine , let me know if its any good , any suggestions or if you have any ideas let me know , as I said previously I am on exam week but on Thursday I’ll most likely get my game on , so if there are any ideas out there let me know ! :)

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Beer Pong - Post Malone (AU)

You found yourself doing your fifth round of shots with your friend Sarah , she then suggested for you to go dancing , and why not, it was the first day of summer and you wanted to let loose , relief all that stress from cunt teachers and stupid assignments.As you made your way to the dance floor you could feel yourself starting to get trapped in the mob of dancers , the smell of sweat and cigarette made its way through your nostrils.

After what felt like years of dancing you decide to grab a drink , making your way to the kitchen you greeted some of your classmates who asked if you'd play some beer pong with them , which you agreed to. When you got to the backyard you could see the table and cups all set up , it was you and your classmate Benny and two frat boys whose name you couldn’t remember , the game started and you could feel the tension. The frat boys had 1 cup and while you had 2 , this was it one more score and your team won.

“ you should take the shot (y/n) , it’s way to much pressure for me “ Benny said as he handed you the ball.In full concentration and a kiss on the orange ball, you make your throw and watch as it lands in the cup , all you could hear was the crowd roaring .

As you and Benny victory hug you saw the frat boys not being so happy , and decided to get the hell out of there. When you got to the dance floor your eyes scanned the room for Sarah , when you felt a hand pull you to the side , it’s was one of the frat boys who you now identified as Austin “Stoney” Malone. He was pretty close to you for your taste but you couldn’t help stare at his beautiful blue eyes. He then broke silence

“You did pretty good out there , what’s your name baby girl?” He asked as you felt yourself blushing.

“ Thanks you , you weren’t bad yourself and it’s (Y/n)” you stated with a hint of nervousness in your voice, Austin noticed and that it was really cute. He then proceeded to say

“ (y/n) that’s beautiful just like you , I’m Austin , now would you care to dance with me?” You nodded in agreement, as he led you to the dance floor and started dancing , it felt as if no one was there and time didn’t exist , both of you dancing to the rhythm of a song you didn’t know nor care if you knew. Austin got closer to your ear whispering compliments, you then proceeded to grab his face and kiss him , he left your lips and started to attack your neck leaving tiny hickies , that’s when a drunk Sarah interrupted saying she was hungry and wanted to leave and she pulled on your arm .

Austin whispered “ meet me tomorrow for coffee at Juan Valdez Cafe” you agreed as you kept getting pulled by Sarah and thinking about those blue eyes.

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I’m on a huge Malone kick. I would love some post Malone imagines

Just posted a new imagine! 😊

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Hey Fam

Well guess who did fucking great on her exams and will soon start to write more posty imagines? BITCH ME ! So fucking brace yourselves! If anyone have any ideas they would like to see hmu .

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Christmas Shenanigans - Post Malone(au)

The melodious voice of Michael Bublé echoed through the room as Austin and I danced to the beat of Holly Jolly Christmas, for a second I forgot about everything and stared deeply at those blue eyes , they reminded me of the ocean , so beautiful. The more I stared at him , the more I felt my smile grow. How did I ever become so lucky? I’ll never know, but what I do know is that I will enjoy this moment. “I love you “ the words slowly left my lips , attached to them sincerity of how I felt , Austin was shocked ,I could tell , because I myself was shocked , this was the first time I’ve said it , well the first time any of us had said it. Austin’s face slowly came closer to mine as he pressed a brief soft kiss and whispered “ I love you too (y/n) , this is by far my best Christmas present “ he kissed me once again , this time the kiss was longer and more passionately , as if we both at the same time with the kiss were transferring our love. Today as I look back on that day I can’t help but smile , it’s funny how so much changed since that Christmas 5 years ago .

Now on that same living room , in the exact spot we once dances ,is my now husband Austin dancing with our baby boy Jonas, I stand next to the kitchen door and look at them dance so happily like we did once. Austin looks at me , as I once again fall for his beautiful blue eyes , he leaves our son down for a second and comes closer to me , making me feel all type of ways.

“This feels like a deja vuh “ he said

“How so ?” I asked

“ You looking at me with your beautiful eyes , showing me so much without saying anything , making me feel everything with just one look , like you did when you said I love you for the first time” he then came closer and kissed me just like that day , a small “ew” was heard in the background as we both laughed into the kiss , and turned to Jonas , this time I picked him up and both Austin and I peppered him with kisses . We then proceeded to bathe Jonas since his cheeks taste like hot cocoa , the three of us made our way to bed in hope of getting some shut eye and waisted to Santa to eat the cookies and in retreat get present , but for me the best present was this moment right here,right now.

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Have Yourself A Merry Christmas , from me to you! Don’t worry I’ll be back soon with more imagines , was in a small Hiatus, but in no time I’ll get back to writing! Love y’all lots, have a Merry Chrysler :)

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I’m honestly crying that I found a blog for hazza and posty 😭😭 brb dying.

Hey sis ! Honestly they are both my weaknesses 😍😍😍