#postyourdrafts

[danish-intrusive-thoughts]

I’d rather detransition than go through all that shit

[trooth]

sitting in ikea a little stoned from licking the edible brownie batter i made for later watching the people from all walks of life walk into ikea thinking damn this is the most beautiful place ever. and then vividly imagining ikea in the form of a forest fire laying waste to all of poland’s forests

[danish-intrusive-thoughts]

I wish that in Severance instead of his self help book Ricken leaves a copy of Crash by J. G. Ballard on Mark’s doorstep so that Ms. Cobel can steal it and give to Mr. Milchick to check for hidden messages and then he leaves it lying around for the innies to find and Dylan says to Mark that’s booty with your name on it and he reads it and becomes radicalised and in the end of Cold Harbour instead of running away Mark and Helly get in a car and drive full-speed straight into a wall

[danish-intrusive-thoughts]

we got a cease and desist from adam scott and elijah wood this morning

[flyttadigs]

so funny when ppl try to tell u "its not a fashion show" at work or school. like yeah i know, thats why im in this bum ass dress code. yall got me in the lamest version of this outfit

[flyttadigs]

bro fuck it time to post abt their petnames bc i love how they have all these names for each other in canon. greed lives AU with him staying in xing bc fuck you

when everything is all said and done, greed mostly sticks to calling ling by his name. "emperor of xing" to tease or praise him.

that being said, "brat" becomes his bedroom petname for ling. bc he is a brat in bed probably

greed would use "prince" as a half-petname for ling when they shared a body. also sarcastically of course. the only thing he doesnt like about ling becoming emperor is that he cant call him prince anymore. the power that comes with "emperor" is sexy to greed tho, but it doesnt have the same ring. he’ll still use it tho.

he also still calls him stud. i liked it when he called him that that one time, that was rly good.

ling only calls greed “monster” in the bedroom when hes dominating.

ling will call greed “homunculus” when hes being "bad”. like a rapscallion. a mischievous one if u will.

they also still call each other partner but for a different reason now.

i dont know why i cant come up with honest, sweet petnames for them for each other. i just rework their nicknames in canon to be sexy.

(you cant make pissant sexy)

ling has a new nickname for greed and its daddy. i said so. (it was greeds idea)

post done, bye.

[flyttadigs]

conqueror of shamballa goes hard as fuck

[interestingsalad]

THESE are the only looks i’m going for.,.  thank u, next