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[danish-intrusive-thoughts]

when the villain has a point but they won't even pick an apple from a tree to keep humanity from starving to death so you can't side with them

[flyttadigs]

bro fuck it time to post abt their petnames bc i love how they have all these names for each other in canon. greed lives AU with him staying in xing bc fuck you

when everything is all said and done, greed mostly sticks to calling ling by his name. "emperor of xing" to tease or praise him.

that being said, "brat" becomes his bedroom petname for ling. bc he is a brat in bed probably

greed would use "prince" as a half-petname for ling when they shared a body. also sarcastically of course. the only thing he doesnt like about ling becoming emperor is that he cant call him prince anymore. the power that comes with "emperor" is sexy to greed tho, but it doesnt have the same ring. he’ll still use it tho.

he also still calls him stud. i liked it when he called him that that one time, that was rly good.

ling only calls greed “monster” in the bedroom when hes dominating.

ling will call greed “homunculus” when hes being "bad”. like a rapscallion. a mischievous one if u will.

they also still call each other partner but for a different reason now.

i dont know why i cant come up with honest, sweet petnames for them for each other. i just rework their nicknames in canon to be sexy.

(you cant make pissant sexy)

ling has a new nickname for greed and its daddy. i said so. (it was greeds idea)

post done, bye.

[interestingsalad]

my friends when they hear that i’m crushing on another basic straight girl

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[barkycatbros]

#TBT Because we have to get in a few more barks before Jan 17th. 🔊😺🔊 #throwback #PostYourDrafts #cat #BarkyCat #vine #cute #bark

[flyttadigs]

brendon urie: *flips a coin* champagne *spins wheel* cocaine *throws dart* gasoline

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@ogvhs made me wanna get my Pogoball on #postyourdrafts

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