#potato counter

[womenlovingwocky]

check the notes for part two (aka me reblogging this with the rest of the potatoes)

[i-count-potatoes]

What it says on tin, I count for potatoes in any post. Counting will be formatted as such:

Words: How many times the word potato(es), tato, taters, ect. is seen in a post

Whole potato: How many whole potatoes in image form appear in a post

Partial potato: How many pieces of a potato in image form appear in a post (example: amount of french fries in an image)

Total potatoes: Total amount of potatoes in a post

[xm]

I just realized that in neopets I could count potatoes in Potato Counter using jQuery

jQuery(jQuery('#content').find('tbody')[5]).find('img').length

This one time when I was 12 or 13, I was met with thousands of potatoes and tried to count them all but I was stressed out because I’d keep SCROLLING and SCROLLING and potatoes kept showing up instead of the textbox...

[melrows]

Mark Watney would have been so good at this game.

[jeffygiraffe]

Ermahgawd, neopets potato counter gave me an 1800+ potato count again. This is the third time and I refuse to do them. It is not worth 50NP to count that high >:(

[fyeahneopetsart]

potatoes >:D

Do you wanna count some potatoes? :o