Alright, one more then I'll stop telling you shitty jokes :P Why did the girl fall off the swing?
I’m almost scared to ask... why?

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Alright, one more then I'll stop telling you shitty jokes :P Why did the girl fall off the swing?
I’m almost scared to ask... why?
Because the monkey thought his neck was his face!
Haha wow, okay, I was not expecting that answer!
Yes! Laughter! Why did the monkey ask the giraffe 'why the long face?'?
What?! Why?
Don't be like that, I'm hilarious.
You do make me laugh, yes. Good one...
100 Truths about me
100 Truths about me
Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to repost this but take out my answers and put your own in. If your tagged it means “I’m interested in knowing what your 100 truths are.”
I was tagged by assassins-and-rookies edensdragons and latenightsandlanternlights
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Chai tea
2. Last phone call: Mum
3. Last text message: wife-of-the-eleventh
4. Last song you listened to: Circle of Life…. (ok so I have a bit of a Disney thing)
5. Last time you cried: Last night, I was watching Spirit with dontknowhowtotumbl
6. Got back with someone you’ve broken up with: No
7. Been cheated on: Not that I know of.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: No
9. Lost someone special: Yes
10. Been depressed: Possibly… I think so.
11. Been drunk and threw up: No, I don’t drink
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Red
13. Blue
14. Yellow
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2014)
15. Made a new friend: Yes
16. Fallen out of love: Yes
17. Laughed until you cried: Yes
18. Met someone who changed you: Um… yeah
19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes.
21. Kissed anyone on your Facebook friend’s list: No, I don’t have Facebook
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: Ditto
23. How many kids do you want? Two or three, I have two siblings, which I think is nice, and I want at least one boy and one girl
24. Do you have any pets: Yep, a dog called Milly :)
25. Do you want to change your name: I like my names, does this include if I get married? In that case, yeah, I would probably change my name.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: My friends threw me a surprise birthday party :D (thanks guys)
27. What time did you wake up? 9.30, because my friend was getting picked up at 10.00
28. What were you doing at midnight last night? Turning off the TV after watching Robots (so yeah, we had a bit of a kids movie marathon, but they’re all good films)
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for?: SUPERNATURAL TO COME BACK OMG HURRY UP
30. Last time you saw your Mother: About half an hour ago, maybe 45 minutes
32. What are you listening to right now: Beauty and the Beast… don’t judge
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yeah.
34. Who is getting on your nerves now? Anyone being a poo, YOU CAN’T KILL MY GOOD MOOD :P
35. Most visited webpage: Tumblr and my emails
36.Whats your real name: Sarah
37. Nicknames: Ser-bear, Sarahba, Dean, Goat, Ducky, Cadi, Gertrude, Shorty (our family friend is weird, I’m 5’8”), Fruff.
38. Relationship Status: Single and happy
39. Zodiac sign: Gemini
40. Male or Female: Female
41. Elementary School?: Grammar
42. High School?: Grammar
43. College?: As in what American’s call College or what Aussies call College? -> Grammar?
44. Hair color: Dark Brown/brunnette
45. Long or short: Long
46. Height: 174cm /5’8”
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Not really.
48: What do you like about yourself?: I’m tall, I have long legs, and my eyes
49. Piercings: none
50: Tattoos: none
51. Righty or lefty: Right handed
FIRST:
52. First surgery: I got a tooth filling at around 6 I think …
53. First piercing: N/A
54. First best friend: A girl called Gemma, (back when I lived in Melbourne), first where I live now? Sophie and Isobel.
55. First sport you joined: Ballet (is that included) and Swimming
56. First vacation: Apparently I’ve been to WA, but I don’t’ remember it
57. First pair of trainers: Umm… not something I remember…
RIGHT NOW:
58. Eating: … I’m not eating anything, I promise
59. Drinking: nothing
60. I’m about to: get my shorts out of the dryer and get out of my Pyjamas
61. Listening to: You can Fly – Peter Pan…
62. Waiting for: Mum to get home
63. I’m feeling: happy :)
YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? Yep
65. Get married?: I would like to
66. Career: I want to do Medicine, something in that field
67. Lips or eyes: I don’t even know… maybe eyes?
68. Hugs or kisses: Don’t know.
69. Shorter or taller: Taller
70. Older or Younger: Older
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Both or either.
73. Sensitive or loud: Either
74. Hook-up or relationship: Depends on the person I guess.
75. Kissed a stranger: No
76. Drank hard liquor: No
77. Lost glasses/contacts: I don’t wear any
78. Sex on first date: No
79. Broken someone’s heart: Yes
80. Been arrested: No
81. Turned someone down: Yes
82. Cried when someone died: Yes
83. Fallen for a friend: We were kind of friends.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. Yourself: Yeah
85. Love at first sight: I’m not willing to discredit anyone who does, but I don’t really think it’s common if possible
86. Heaven: I’d like to, but I don’t
87. Santa Claus: Why wouldn’t I? Why is this a question? Everyone knows he’s real :P
88. Kiss on the first date: Yeah, it depends on the people
89. Angels: I’d like to, but not really
90. God: Ditto, I wouldn’t really mind either way, I don’t think I would change the way I live if God did or didn’t exist
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
91. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No
92. Did you sing today?: Yes…
93. Ever cheated on somebody?: No
94. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: not more than a few hundred years, but there a few moments in the last two or three years I would change if I could
95. The moment you would choose to relive?: A few, I’m sure, I just can’t think of them off the top of my head. I was in a really good mood yesterday though, yesterday would be a good day to live again :)
96. Are you afraid of falling in love?: Yes, and no. At the moment I really don’t want to because I don’t have the time or patience to deal with that, but, I’m not saying I wouldn’t like to.
97. When was the last time you lied?: When I told my Mum I would get dressed as soon as she went out… I still haven’t.
98. Are you usually late, early or right on time?: Typically, I’m always a little bit late, but I can be early if I really want to be, I’m often on time too though.
99. Are you a good person?: I’d like to think so. There are things I’ve done that I hate, but I hope they are outweighed by better things.
100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths?: No. No fear. I don’t mind people knowing more about me.
MY TAGS:
enochianangelsigils areyoumybucky potatoninja347 kanyesgonewest slapahipster wife-of-the-eleventh
I have a very serious question to ask you. As you may or may not know, I have been speaking to your sister a lot lately. Her and I have gotten very close. Tonight, she professed her love to me, and I would like to ask your approval to marry her. I know it is sudden, but I truly love her. - Stan
After much deliberation, we have come to a conclusion. You may marry our sister, but there are some conditions.
Paige MUST move to Canada to live with you. This is not of anything against you. In fact, it will give us more of an excuse to finally fly overseas and visit the both of you.
There are to be NO potato babies. You may have children of any (human) kind, but if any of them come out like a spud, they are to be sacrificed to our Lord and Savoir, Chuck.
As this is much like an arranged marriage, you must pay both my brother and I a tribute of Poptarts.
You are NOT to come to us with your marital issues. If there are issues that arise within the marriage, you are to see a marriage counselor. We do not want the burden of sorting out your life.
In the unlikely event that Paige does in fact turn out to be a serial killer, we will compensate your troubles with half the poptarts that you have supplied us with.
Happy Marriage and Condolences to you both
I've Been Tagged!
I was tagged by: eternalwinchester
Rules:
hit shuffle on your itunes/ipod/music player/etc.
write the first 20 songs
tag 10 more people
I'm using my Youtube playlist in this (around 47 songs) Let's see what happens!
The Girl in 14G - Kristin Chenoweth
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
If You Told Me To - Hunter Hayes
Two Black Cadillacs - Carrie Underwood
Story of my Life - One Direction
Begin Again - Taylor Swift
Better Than This - Hunter Hayes
Why Ya Wanna - Jana Kramer
Welcome to the Family - Avenged Sevenfold
Don't Let me Go - Harry Styles
Storm Warning - Hunter Hayes
Wide Awake - Katy Perry
Let Her Go (cover) - Jasmine Thompson
The Eleventh Doctor's Theme
Invisible - Hunter Hayes
All of the Stars - Ed Sheeran
Timber - Pitbull/Ke$ha
DNA - Little Mix
Little Things - One Direction
Want U Back - Cher Lloyd
I Tag:
grumpy-killer
jingle-bells-the-angels-fell
the-fault-in-our-asscrown
manning-the-flashlight
potatoninja347
kissingcas
sweetsabriel
silverbutterfly07
onecornerofagalaxy
frayedwings
Anyone else that wants to do this!
Please Tag me when you do this! (I want to see it) :)
potatoninja347 replied to your post “You're theme is beautiful”
Well, I truly hope you don't die, but if you do, at least it was for the pandas
You're right, at least I will die for something I love. I will die... FOR THE PANDAS!