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slimetony

Not to be vague but not again please

engulfes

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

existentialdruid

This

jelliebeanbitch

there are more tweets in this thread

fucking SLAY

farm-paws

I call this ‘sunset as you are taken out at the knees by a cattle dog’

farm-paws

I own a cattle dog so. no.

theadventurek9

Your photo reminded me some that I have, I call this collection:

“Your horse spooks and bucks down a hill after you let go of the reins to take a photo.”

archy-with-a-y

May I add: body slammed by the other dog midphoto

k-dhd

crystaltoa

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

fandoms-funnies-etc

Barbie Princess Charm School (2011) hits the kids with a lesson on Gentrification real hard

strongcat

barbie said fuck urban renewal

sexhaver

i love crossing the street in front of cars where i can see the driver is visibly annoyed because like. are you mad at me? am i making you mad? are you upset? are you gonna kill me about it? gonna vehicular manslaughter me? gonna split my head open like a watermelon with that big strong manly truck? are you mad at me?

icexprincess

I will hit you with my car.

Then I'll stop, get out and offer to take you to the hospital, visibly upset.

It's just an act of course. I'm not actually upset lol.

Then I'll take you home and dispose of your stupid ugly fucking body and no one will ever fucking find you.

Do not fucking test me.

I am not a good person lol

(Yes the police will question me when you're reported missing, but they won't have enough evidence to build a case against me, and without a body, it can't be considered murder. You'll always be considered a missing person)

sexhaver

are you mad at me?

sexhaver

this post is doing numbers in the second-degree murder fandom

sexhaver

sreegs

All of these people who think they are owed the chance to kill someone for having the gall to cross the road would be reduced to tears in New York.

There's no right on red and I walk slower and look you in the eye if you try to creep up on me crossing when I have the light and you're trying to turn

plantanarchy

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

nihilistwife

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

plantanarchy

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

nihilistwife

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

parasprite

Five Guys is rebranding to Four Guys. We're not gonna tell you why

atomicrow

I'm so happy for her!!

sloady-deactivated20220918

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST HEADLINE IVE EVER SEEN

thyrell

one of my favorite things about christianity is that jesus died to save people from their sins and then every christian kind of immediately forgot that he did that. theyll come up to you like "excuse me you know smoking is a sin" like yes maam i know. your boy already took care of it dont worry

creating-a-mess

100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

batmanisagatewaydrug

love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought “heehee what if the big one wore the little one like a hat”

aworldofhurt-deactivated2021121

ampervadasz

bigwordsandsharpedges

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

kasaron

I dislike this.

isensmith

apas-95

Pillars and floats like that are pretty stable, compared to regular boats, so there’s even a research vessel, called FLIP, that purposefully capsizes itself to be more steady when conducting research.