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noise dept.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Not to be vague but not again please
Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do
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fucking SLAY
I call this ‘sunset as you are taken out at the knees by a cattle dog’
I own a cattle dog so. no.
Your photo reminded me some that I have, I call this collection:
“Your horse spooks and bucks down a hill after you let go of the reins to take a photo.”
May I add: body slammed by the other dog midphoto
Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”
Barbie Princess Charm School (2011) hits the kids with a lesson on Gentrification real hard
barbie said fuck urban renewal
i love crossing the street in front of cars where i can see the driver is visibly annoyed because like. are you mad at me? am i making you mad? are you upset? are you gonna kill me about it? gonna vehicular manslaughter me? gonna split my head open like a watermelon with that big strong manly truck? are you mad at me?
I will hit you with my car.
Then I'll stop, get out and offer to take you to the hospital, visibly upset.
It's just an act of course. I'm not actually upset lol.
Then I'll take you home and dispose of your stupid ugly fucking body and no one will ever fucking find you.
Do not fucking test me.
I am not a good person lol
(Yes the police will question me when you're reported missing, but they won't have enough evidence to build a case against me, and without a body, it can't be considered murder. You'll always be considered a missing person)
are you mad at me?
this post is doing numbers in the second-degree murder fandom
All of these people who think they are owed the chance to kill someone for having the gall to cross the road would be reduced to tears in New York.
There's no right on red and I walk slower and look you in the eye if you try to creep up on me crossing when I have the light and you're trying to turn
still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
Five Guys is rebranding to Four Guys. We're not gonna tell you why
I'm so happy for her!!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST HEADLINE IVE EVER SEEN
one of my favorite things about christianity is that jesus died to save people from their sins and then every christian kind of immediately forgot that he did that. theyll come up to you like "excuse me you know smoking is a sin" like yes maam i know. your boy already took care of it dont worry
100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.
love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought “heehee what if the big one wore the little one like a hat”
When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.
In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.
I dislike this.
Pillars and floats like that are pretty stable, compared to regular boats, so there’s even a research vessel, called FLIP, that purposefully capsizes itself to be more steady when conducting research.
You know what, fuck you [capsizes your research vessel to make it more steady when conducting research]
Hey, I have a new webcomic. It's called SHOT AND CHASER and it's about storms. The first ten pages are up at http://shot-and-chaser.com.
Will update with two new pages every Tuesday.
it IS a phase, mom
show me a permanent state of the self, mom
Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom
The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom