#potatoquest

[askapotatoe]

potato: take a relaxing bath to forget about university? i'm so sorry, potato.

The potato magically goes to the bath which is already warm oddly. It helps the potato forget the stress of university temporarily. The potato almost forgets about the incoming pizza as well.

[askapotatoe]

what does it have in its pocketes?

The potato starts to search and realises... it is starch naked and therefore does not have any pocketes! The potato says that even if it did it could only hold around a bit of string.

[askapotatoe]

slakothh replied to your photo:A sentient potato stands in a room with a...

potato: check email

The potato opens up the email ans is promptly flooded with emails from the university and bits of spam which the potato deletes except for one email from the university for which it uses both arms to reply.

[askapotatoe]

check laptop

Goodness gravy! It's the ask a potato blog with year old asks!! The potato apologizes immensely and explains that it went to Potato University (or PU) and that majoring in being a potato took up most of their time.

[potatoelorde]

A sentient potato stands in a room with a laptop. 

What should this potato do?

(I've been reading lots of Quests lately... I made this as a parody.)

[ellisaro]

Nope. We lost. Commencing consumption of crab cakes.

[ellisaro]

Kelsey made asian chicken, vegetables, and rice and flaunted her ice cream and sprinkles. It's not a challenge unless there is something to sacrifice.

[ellisaro]

We started off with 10 lbs russet, 2 lbs red, 1 lb 14 oz frozen hashbrowns, 1 lb butter, and 1 quart milk. Plus all the spices that are in my cabinet. First meal: smashed potatoes. I mistook cayenne for paprika, so it was a bit spicier than I planned...