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potato: take a relaxing bath to forget about university? i'm so sorry, potato.

The potato magically goes to the bath which is already warm oddly. It helps the potato forget the stress of university temporarily. The potato almost forgets about the incoming pizza as well.

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potato: What did the email say?

The email from the university was just another bill stating how much the potato owed. The potato was writing a lengthy email to the financial aid office explaining that the amount of money was incorrect... yet again. Ah yes, college.

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what does it have in its pocketes?

The potato starts to search and realises... it is starch naked and therefore does not have any pocketes! The potato says that even if it did it could only hold around a bit of string.

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potato: check email

The potato opens up the email ans is promptly flooded with emails from the university and bits of spam which the potato deletes except for one email from the university for which it uses both arms to reply.

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check laptop

Goodness gravy! It's the ask a potato blog with year old asks!! The potato apologizes immensely and explains that it went to Potato University (or PU) and that majoring in being a potato took up most of their time.

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