Foxy: wait a darn minute! Ye lied to me!!
Gregory: uh well-
Sun: *tired sigh* yeah he does that ....
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Foxy: wait a darn minute! Ye lied to me!!
Gregory: uh well-
Sun: *tired sigh* yeah he does that ....
Sort of a trailer, I guess?
Premise: The Broodals visit a dimension where their parents survived the tragic housefire that caused them to pass away, and instead, THEY were the ones killed by it.
Both parties have not seen each other in FOREVER. Spewart was the only Broodal old enough to remember Harley and Venus, but the other three were a bit curious.
I don't really have any specific plans with this... Not yet, at least. But... Well, hey, doesn't the premise sound interesting?
The muppets singing “We don’t talk about Bruno” from Encanto but they’re talking about Blind Pew
They’re all basically dissing him except for Wanda, Piggy, the Mayhem, and Sally who are like “Guys, he’s not that bad. Stop exaggerating”
Muppirate episode idea:
Remember my headcanon that Walleye Pike has a thing for merpeople (Seriously, they’re his dream soulmate)? Since I also imagine sirens being a subspecies if merperson(some merpeople are sirens, some aren’t), I thought of this:
So the muppirates are just chilling on the ship, drinking and chatting and what have ya, when they all hear singing. Walleye, who’s in the crow’s nest sees the figure of a merperson and, being into that, Walleye immediately jumps down to meet them. Since I headcanon that Blind Pew, Black Dog, Polly, Clueless, and Monty are gay and already in relationships, they’re not affected(neither is Ann). The rest are, but I imagine Walleye shoving them all aside and as he does with other merpeople, starts flirting with what he thinks is a mermaid, but is really a siren. The siren (no name yet) decides that this poor, naive, pirate should be easy to kill and seduces him to follow her, to which Walleye GLADLY agrees and canonballs in the water while telling the others not to move. Polly, however, would be skeptical of this and follows him. The rest of the episode would basically be the siren trying to kill Walleye and Walleye being completely oblivious to it. I like to imagine when the siren brings him deeper into the sea, she sees Walleye’s fish tail and she’s all “Wait, you’re a FISH?!” (cuz walleye pike is a type of fish so that means he can breathe underwater). Polly would continuously be trying to warn him about how this whole thing isn’t a date and that she’s trying to kill him, but Walleye just brushes it off (“Polly, we’re pirates. I think I would know if someone were trying to kill me.”)
Eventually, the siren would have enough and try to get rid of Polly for snitching, but Walleye would find out, save his friend (this would take place before the pirates‘ polyamorous relationship), and they’d both make it back while some hilarious karma hits the siren. Afterwards, Walleye would claim to learn his lesson....before finding another merperson, this time a dude(who’s NOT a siren), and then being lovestruck all over again(“I promise, no more merpeople. Especially not sirens. Pfft, I don’t even know what I saw in- great neptune, who is that??😍😍”). It’d then end with either Mudwell or Polly musing about this whole thing like “What can I tell ya? He has a type.”
Okay, weird idea
Imagine the muppirates get hold of Bunsen’s new invention called the baby machine and they all get turned into babies and Uncle Deadly, with Miss Piggy helping him, has to take care of them and all his horrible nightmares and memories of babysitting his little cousin all come rushing back to him
Piggy would be willing to babysit the pirates since she believes they can’t be as misbehaved as the other baby muppets (you know, Bobby Benson’s ones?) but Deadly’s all like “Oh no, no no no. Believe me, Piggy, if my cousin is any indication...they’re much worse.”
I like to imagine Blind Pew could still see when he was a baby so he would just be called “Pew”. But sadly when the babies DO turn back into adults, they have no memory of the incident so Pew wouldn’t get to remember what it feels like to see
Muppisode idea
Based on Animal’s quote:
“Animal always wanna perform with live snakes..but Zoot big baby”
How about a whole episode on Zoot’s fear of snakes where he almost has a heart attack upon seeing one and the other muppets were to try and help him get over it (spoiler alert: he never does)
Maybe we’d also get to learn how exactly Zoot got his fear of snakes
I bet towards the end, Zoot would think he’s not afraid of snakes anymore, but when he sees flying snakes on tv, he goes right back to being a baby
On the plus side, Saan’s terrible little demiprince child can probably pass as a vaguely normal bosmer kid - they’ve got a skin tone back to being similar to Casil’s, and their short (albeit weird) little antlers are fairly bosmeri-ish. Until they pull some weird daedra shit.
Saan probably thinks of really... mean names to name them initially, but kinda resigns and realizes how... awful that is of her. So she names them Fahluaan (Gardener). They’re probably very... skittish and reserved, and don’t have a lot to say. They won’t talk in groups of people, and spend most of their time hiding behind their closest family. Fahluaan would probably be born a he, but it’s probably quickly apparent that Fahluaan has some ability to alter their form - and they sort of flip flop between their sex + gender appearance and ultimately use neutral pronouns once they’re old enough to understand that and pick.
They’re a good kid really, despite the people around them and their father. As can probably be expected of Mora’s kid, they’re very quite bright, and have a understanding of the world around them far beyond what they should for their age. Which... includes a understanding of their position in the family, and circumstance of the last few generations of shit. Even with Saan being very careful and firm about making sure Fahluaan feels loved and wanted, they’re always uncertain about their place in the world.
Back in GW2
So the past couple of days I’ve been back in game and decided to build Pania’s alter ego. Which I had to name the Dancing Fox because the Silver Fox was already taken. Oh well.
But I wouldn’t mind rping with either character (meaning the mesmer/chronomancer or the thief/deadeye). I figure there’s all kinds of trouble she could get into, especially when paired with the Rurikton Roses. Which means, @luxelen, if you wanna rp with Pania and build up that frenemy aspect more, I’m game. Even Lux meeting the Dancing Fox would be interesting (though, fair warning, in the guise of the Dancing Fox, Pania is much bold and takes that swashbuckling aspect to a new level, so... she might try and steal a kiss or two).
I’ll be in game again tonight, so if you see me or see me on friends list, say hi. I’ll say hi in [CHAT].