#potion posts

[biggestchuggus]

hi chu-… ahm.. it’s Pinkie- I was wondering if .. uhm.. maybe I could give you something in return for my mask back?- like.. lunch or dinner.. I’d really like it back,,

-Pinkie💕

( @pinki3fortnite )

Aww, what's the matter little man? Can't handle being able t' hide fer nothin'? Ya should be thankin' me, I'm doin' ya a favor! Maybe you'll actually get some action now but, if yer so insistent on buggin' me about this shit then ya can buy me a drink and lunch.

I don't say no t' free food.

[biggestchuggus]

HAPPY SLURP SUNDAY!

BE SURE TO SLURP YOUR FRIENDS, BIG CHUGGUS SAYS SO.

[biggestchuggus]

Woah...so i'm not the only lab rat around here...you're quite the big fella! And you must like Slurp Juice a lot...! I'd understand you on that, haha!

-Jonesy⛓️ ( @chainedjonesfn )

JOHN JONES! HERO! CHUGGUS KNOWS YOUR FACE ANYWHERE! CHUGGUS RECALLS THE WORDS 'LAB RAT' BUT CANNOT SEEM TO REMEMBER WHAT IT MEANS...

BIG CHUGGUS LOVES SLURP, SLURP IS BIG CHUGGUS! CHUGGUS WILL NOT SHARE.

CHUGGUS WONDERS WHY JOHN JONES IS WEARING ORANGE AND IF HE NEEDS CHUGGUS' ASSISTANCE IF HE IS HERE?

[biggestchuggus]

you have been CURSED !

any/all injuries you’ve sustained in your life are GONE ! for…

4 asks !!

!! EH--Eh...huh...

Eughyh, head's fucken-a mess. Slimy ass slurp all over me too, th' fuck happened?

I need enough tranq t' kill a horse right now.

[biggestchuggus]

BIG CHUGGUS DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE WENT FOR A FEW DAYS. :-]

CHUGGUS FEEL THIRSTY FOR SLURP.

[biggestchuggus]

Oh my~! Is that you, chug jug man?

How did you get rid of all the tubes and armor? You look much different! Though you still look good, just a little bit more of an aggresive guy.

- Eros 🌹

( @your-dashing-cupid )

What about me attracts the fucken Valentines holiday actors jesus christ.

Yes yes the tubes or whatever you people keep sayin' about me, I ain't got any of that.

Thanks I guess though for the compliment? I always look fuckin' killer but whatever. As for aggressive well, ya can call that an understatement, lover boy.

[biggestchuggus]

CHUGGUS...DOES NOT HAVE A PUN FOR MONDAY YET! 👍😭💀💀

CHUGGUS HOPES EVERYONE GETS THOSE GAINS💪💥💪💥💪💥💪

[biggestchuggus]

*walking through the surrounding forest area, taking in all the lovely scenery before them, hearing rustling, they walk over to investigate..*

‘A.. dog?’ *he thought to themself.*

‘No no.. that dog looks too familiar..’

*they thought again, squinting its eyes to get a better look.*

“ CHUGGUS ?! “

[ Considering the saint bernard's heavily welded together collar and the...tubing still connecting to its spine it's quite obvious to say that this is Big Chuggus! Though the lack of face plating could bring other's to be unsure as the dog's tongue lolls out of his crooked and scarred jaw.

It's still super obvious though, what normal dog has a slurp-colored tongue or eyes? ]

wroof!

[ There's barely a second between the dog registering Pinkie and then it lunging to tackle the poor man to the ground with all its weight. It's wagging though so it's okay :3 ]