#pottermore sorting

[introverted-dragon]

Me, January 2020: i'm gonna take the pottermore sorting Me: *gets Slytherin* Me: ... Me: ... Me: YES SLYTHERPRIDE LET’S GO Me: *proceeds to text my best friend to tell her that not only do I possess a yew and phoenix feather wand (same wood/core as Tom Riddle) and a dragon Patronus but I am also in Slytherin house and am in a position to become a powerful Dark wizard*

[steves-on-a-plane]

Imagine Sorting The Avengers

Words: 638 IMAGINE: making it your personal mission to sort all of the Avengers into their Hogwarts Houses. 

“Captain Steve Rogers, just the man I was looking for.” Steve was sitting in the dining room eating his lunch when you approached him with your laptop tucked under one arm. You slid into the seat across from him and opened your laptop.

“I’m trying to build personality profiles on all of the Avengers for research.” You explained. “Could I trouble you with eight brief questions?”

“Sure, [Y/N.” He nodded. “As long as you don’t mind me eating while you do it.”

“Not at all. Okay, try to answer as quickly as possible.” Steve heard you clicking a few more things on your computer before you started asking him questions. “Dawn or Dusk?”

Dawn.” He decided.

“Okay,” You nodded, clicking the corresponding button. “Forest or River?”

“Uh, what kind of personality test is this?” Steve asked with a raised eyebrow.

“I’ll explain at the end. Forest or River please, Cap.” You repeated.

“Forest.” He shrugged, taking another bite of his lunch. You continued on this way asking Steve questions and impatiently waiting for his answers.

“All right, we’re done.” You declared after selecting the answer to the final question. “So, Captain your result is…Gryffindor?” You rolled your eyes. “How cliché.”

“Gryffindor?” Steve asked. “What does that mean? Is it bad?”

“No, no. It’s your Hogwarts House.” You continued on to explain about the Harry Potter books and movies and the different Hogwarts houses. “I was hoping you’d be a Hufflepuff, their main attribute is Loyalty.”

“Well what is Gryffindor’s?” Steve asked, shoving aside his now empty plate.

“Bravery.” You explained with a sigh. “There’s also Ravenclaw; knowledge, and Slytherin; ambition. You’re supposed to be sorted into the house whose main attribute you would most value. I guess I shouldn’t have expected anything other than bravery from the guy who punched Hitler in the jaw a hundred times.”

“It was more than two hundred times actually.” He mumbled. “Have you been going around to everyone and having them fill out one of these, personality profiles?” He questions, putting air quotes around the last two words.

“I’ve been trying.” You told him. “Some of you are really hard to track down.” You opened a word document on your computer and shared the results of the other Avengers with him.

·        Tony - Ravenclaw

·        Bruce - Slytherin

·        Nat - Slytherin

·        Clint – Hufflepuff

·        Scott – Slytherin

·        Bucky – Hufflepuff

·        Peter - Hufflepuff

“We are a disproportionately Slytherin and Hufflepuff group.” You told him.

“I see that you’re not on the list yet.” Steve noticed.

“Well that’s because I already know that I’m a [Your House]. I took the quiz when it was first released years ago.” You told him.

“Yeah.” Steve nodded with a smile. “I can see why you would fit in there. So what are you going to do with this information once you’ve had everyone sorted.”

“Beg Tony to throw a Hogwarts themed party where everyone has to dress in their house colors.” You explained. “We can play themes games and name a special cocktail after each house. It’ll be fun, as long as I can convince Tony.”

“I’ve never seen him turn down any excuse for a party.” Steve chuckled. “Say maybe you’re on to something with this.” Steve tapped your laptop screen. “We might be able to analyze this information and use it for training or building more successful teams for missions. This is good work, [Y/N]. You should make sure you get everyone in on this.”

“I’ll take that as an assignment, Cap.” You nodded. “Any chance you know where Thor and Loki are?”

“Last I heard they were back at Asgaurd.” Steve informed you apologetically. “But Sam was reading in the common room about an hour ago.”

“Oh good idea! Thank you, Steve!” You closed the lid on your laptop, gathered your things and exited the room excitedly.

[nowwavingnotdrowning]

I finally gave into pester power and got sorted at Pottermore. Not quite what I was expecting I'll admit!

[dykeindigo]

to be my friend you've got to have taken the hogwarts house test on pottermore i don't make the rules sorry

[mugglenet]

We all love to take Sorting Hat quizzes and proudly brag about our results. But can such quizzes ever truly be accurate?

[apisa-b]

This is surprising - I always figured I was a Ravenpuff - but with higher percentage of Hufflepuff than Ravenclaw ...

[unicornprincessinthetardis]

So I think I might be becoming more of a Hufflepuff than a Ravenclaw (I've been a Ravenpuff for a while but it was always Ravenclaw that was dominant)...

And honestly? Ain't even bothered.

Would legit love to be a Hufflepuff as there have been some truly amazing 'Puffs (Tonks first among many) and I have so much love for those around me (if/when I know you're my friend, I am fully ride-or-die for you, boosting you up with praise/encouragement even when I feel like trash and honestly I do that when I'm not sure about the solidity or existence of friendship too) but have never had many people to share it with (bad at making/keeping friends - surprise undiagnosed autism can 'help' extraordinarily with that) so maybe being a Hufflepuff would suit me (also as long as they forgive my weirdness because I am still pretty Ravenclaw in the weird way and the studious way - but you'd hope they'd accept differences since people like Tonks but I don't know)

(quiz is gotoquiz.com's Pottermore sorting quiz (all possible questions) btw)

(Also, for those who may not be able to get the information from the image, or not so easily, my percentages are as follows:

Hufflepuff - 81%

Ravenclaw - 77%

Slytherin - 28%

Gryffindor - 19%)

[bombshellbre95]

I've taken the Pottermore sorting quiz 4 times and was sorted into both Gryffindor and Slytherin twice. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!