#potty dancing

[perpetuallypottytraining]

When a little is always a little squirrely, so as they sit there fidgeting, you don't realize they're wetting until it's too late. They're too absorbed in playing that you didn't realize they were soaking their pants slowly over a longer time :(

oh no!!! this little just always has an excess of energy, never staying still for too long, so when they start squirming around, those around them don't pay them much attention, as it's just something that they always do

except... it turns out that this time, it was actually a potty dance :(

I hope that the little is prepared to be bothered by everyone around them asking them if they have to got potty whenever they fidget, bc this is how that starts, lol

[shy-omo-dog]

I really want to see a guy stuff his face and forbid him to do anything about it, making him wait until he has to take the most drastically necessary action and use something as a toilet before he messes himself.

Bonus points if he has to use a food container from the haul he ate.

I just wanna see a guy panicking as his legs shake while he tries to cleanly 💩 into a Pringles container or pee into a Lucazade bottle.

The struggle is half the fun, and I love the little noises guys make when they’re panicking and desperate.

I’d give him options to use, like one of those kiddy car potties or something similar, but encourage the creativity over the easy way out.

[nowholdingit]

*dances*

I can stop moving.

my body just needs to move, and dance to keep holding...

crossing my legs on and off.... fanning my thighs....

ah goodness Ive really gotta go

[ghost-strawb]

Was dancing to Ode to Sleep by Twenty One Pilots while using the potty until I realized how dumb I look xD (I'm peeing btw.)